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One Punch Man Incorrect Quotes
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*The Squad is at Blast’s house*
Saitama: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?
Blast: …N-No…
Blast, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Saitama, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Genos: I see a-
Blast, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Saitama: Oh, well I-
Blast: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Blast, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Zombieman: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Flashy Flash: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Blast: Now I’ve discovered more ovens than I thought, we don’t have to roshambo nothin’!
Blast: I am a man who owns four ovens…
Blast, louder and way too happy: I am a man… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Silverfang, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven.
Blast:
Saitama: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Blast:
Blast, ecstatic: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS.
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Saitama: I have very high standards, you know.
Genos: I can make spaghetti...
Saitama: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
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Blast: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Flashy Flash: Not it!
Saitama: Not it!
Blast: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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Zombieman, texting Flashy Flash: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Flashy Flash′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Flashy Flash, texting back: Fuck you.
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Saitama: Talk dirty to me~
Genos: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Saitama: Wha-
Genos: The economy is in shambles.
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Flashy Flash: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Blast: AS ENEMIES?!
Flashy Flash:
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Saitama: The Ocean is a soup.
Flashy Flash: ...
Flashy Flash: Do elaborate.
Saitama: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Flashy Flash: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Saitama: *Tilts head*
Flashy Flash: The Ocean is a Soup.
Saitama: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Mumen Rider: I hate taking off my glasses because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
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Saitama: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Fubuki: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Saitama: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.
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Metal Bat: What do you think I am?
Zombieman: A landmine with legs.
#one punch man#one punch man incorrect quotes#zombieman#metal bat#source: the vampire dies in no time
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Blast: Are you busy?
Flashy Flash: Yes.
Blast: Cool, listen to this.
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Golden Ball: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Spring Mustachio: Golden Ball, NO!
#one punch man#one punch man incorrect quotes#opm manga#opm anime#opm incorrect quotes#golden ball#golden ball opm#spring mustachio#spring mustachio opm
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Sneck: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Golden Ball. He’s mad at you.
Golden Ball: Nah, it's Spring Mustachio. He’s just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Spring Mustachio: And then I used a period so he knows that I'm mad at him.
Lightning Max: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Spring Mustachio: I stand by my choice.
#one punch man#one punch man incorrect quotes#opm manga#opm anime#sneck#snake fist sneck#golden ball#spring mustachio#lightning max
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Blast: May luck (and this picture of Flashy Flash eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Child Emperor: Don’t “yes, and” me when I have bad ideas.
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Flashy Flash: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Blast: You know that's called a coma, right?
Flashy Flash:
Flashy Flash: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Blast: How’s your patrol going?
Flashy Flash: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here.
Blast: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Flashy Flash: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Blast: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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