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oncesneverenough · 3 months
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Literally this entire site with their blorbos me included
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oncesneverenough · 4 months
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Cardan & Jacks
Jacks: You can ask me whatever you want, Little Fox
Evangeline: Splendid! Tell me about the apples.
Jacks: Next question.
Cardan: What do you want to know
Jude: I found a piece of paper with my name on it, Over and over, just my name
Cardan: ...
Cardan: Just ask me something. Ask about my tail. Don’t you want to see it? He raises his brows”
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oncesneverenough · 5 months
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They are literally the meme:
1: Do you like me?
2: I MARRIED YOU
1: Yes but did you marry me as a friend, or like, a wife unclear
And the funny bit is, both of them can be 1 and 2 🤣
Jurdan gets funnier and funnier the more you think about them and realize how much of a big loser both of them are when it comes to love.
Mfs get married to supposedly "form a trustworthy alliance" -> Cardan exiles Jude the next day to impress her, because apparently his rizz disappears when it truly matters 💀 -> Jude takes it seriously, stays in the human world for months and is salty af -> Cardan cries himself to sleep and writes pathetic little letters to her. Like wow you did that to yourself you dumb bitch 😭
And don't get me STARTED on their dumbass confessions. Cardan's was, I'm pretty sure, 80% on a whim. Like, maybe he had prepared the words in his mind but he didn't plan to confess to her right then and there at such a bad time. Says "well you probably already guessed as much" at the end then RUNS AWAY probably because he's overwhelmed and Jude is left standing there like???? No I fucking didn't guess you liked me lmao??? I'm dumb af bro, should've been this direct from the start :')
And Jude's is also hilarious because she says it kind of hurriedly as soon as they're alone, since she had promised herself to tell him the first moment they get together. Girlie confesses and CARDAN DOESN'T BELIEVE HER 😭 so homegirl has to EXPLAIN in DETAILS when she thinks she started to fall for him, why she started to like him, why she believed he didn't like her and why she felt the need to hide it. And ONLY after that whole ass explanation Cardan's finally like "omg!!! You liked me because I'm clever and funny?!?? Omgggg..."
Those fuckers were really married for months before fumbling their way through awkward confessions because they can't indulge in the thought that the other likes them. Like they were legit EMBARRASSED to admit that they like eachother while being MARRIED. Please this is so unserious, get real.
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oncesneverenough · 5 months
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Jacks: Come on Evangeline! How many times do I have to apologise?
Evangeline: Once!
Jacks: ...No.
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oncesneverenough · 6 months
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Ofc he said that, because he needed to TRY to not think of her, it had to be an intentional action that he clearly couldn’t accomplish. So yeah, he TRIES to stop thinking about her because he CAN’T seem to stop. It tracks.
“From that first day in his church, Jacks had wanted to watch her. He wanted to know what her voice sounded like, what her skin felt like. He’d followed her, listened to her prayer—hated her prayer. It had been one of the most god-awful prayers he’d ever heard. And yet even then he hadn’t been able to walk away. He wanted a piece of her. To keep her. To use her for later.”
THIS COMING FROM THE SAME MAN WHO SAID “i try not to think of you at all.” TO EVA. STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
🩷🩷🩷🩷🏹 🏹🏹🏹🩵🩵🩵🩵
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oncesneverenough · 6 months
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WATERSTONES BONUS EPILOGUE
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oncesneverenough · 6 months
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A curse for true love bonus epilogue (barnes and noble edition)
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oncesneverenough · 6 months
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Probably unpopular opinion but I think that slowburn or enemies to lovers trope in romantasy series means they don’t get together until the later books. If there are 5 books in a series and they get together at the end of book 1 (even if said book is 500 pages) that’s not slowburn or enemies to lovers. It’s pretty instalove for a fantasy and they had no time to be enemies to lovers, they met 5 sec ago, at best they’re ‘at first i thought u were annoying’ to lovers.
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oncesneverenough · 6 months
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So, I'm writting a Mafia Au Jurdan. And I accidently wrote an oneliner and tbh it kinda slaps...
But, much like his life, Jude didn't give a fuck about his words.
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oncesneverenough · 6 months
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Brandon Sanderson: this is Elend, he reads way too much and his sarcastic bookish personality is what gets him a girl who is mildly allergic to books.
Also Sanderson: This is Adolin, he is literally illiterate but luckily the girl he gets is a total nerd who loves studying.
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oncesneverenough · 7 months
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It hurts & heals me realizing that Cardan never had any real friends until Jude kidnapped took him in and her friends soon became his too.
It hurts & heals.
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oncesneverenough · 7 months
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jacks gladly enchanting tella to love him when she wouldnt do it willingly vs. jacks being hurt and tearing up when evangeline suggested her feelings for him were only because of the mirth stone the parallels are so 😭 😭 😭
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oncesneverenough · 7 months
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i relate to evangeline because i, too, simp over fictional characters
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oncesneverenough · 7 months
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SO TRUE HE WOULD 100% DO THAT
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oncesneverenough · 10 months
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Aeduan did the Darcy hand flex. I repeat. The Darcy hand flex.
“He took a moment to answer, his hand flexing, as if she’d squeezed too tight.”
- Windwitch, Susan Dennard
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oncesneverenough · 10 months
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Safi: So what's Iseult to you?
Aeduan: the reason I get out of bed
Safi: awww that's cute
Iseult, late last night, barging into Aeduan's room because she accidentally started a fire: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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oncesneverenough · 10 months
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Iseult, about kissing Aeduan: somebody's gotta do it
Safi: literally nobody has to do it
Iseult: somebody's got to do it, man
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