They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
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My new ear piercing fell out (or rather through) over night 😔
It's not old enough that I can just put jewelery back in so now I have to wait for it to heal before I can pay for it to start over goddamnit.
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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"This Pon Farr could've been an email" - @bagginsgotdabooty
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Turns out cleaning that takes 4 hours when two people do it takes 8+ hours when done alone.
Who'd have thunk
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I have nothing to add here other than to note that McWorther, interesting linguist though he may me, has a history of bad takes and has already raged against "cancel culture" once (no, people are distancing themselves from you because you are cringe, not because you're thought policed) so this is hardly surprising.
Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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Why is partner (who is otherwise extremely online) suddenly using emoji like a boomer?
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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
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I'm eating a very delicious mango cake slice from the store, but you know what would make it even more delicious? If it was a tres leches cake.
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Episode 7 of Keep It Steady is here!
Summary: An important conversation in the dark
Transcript
Listen (or wherever you get your podcasts)
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This episode features:
Kay Watson as Morning Announcements
Matthew Sabido as Zach
Chris Rivera as Gabe
Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Marie
Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum
Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall
Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey
Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn
Written by Jessica Best
Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star. Closing credits music is by Jessica Best, and arranged, performed, and produced by Chiron Star
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New keep it steady episode out
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
New keep it steady episode is out!
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since there’s a new pulley book out now…
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Attention Natasha Pulley fandom, lighthouse for sale:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Smith-Point-Rd-Reedville-VA-22539/2105733490_zpid/
@thenatashapulleyuniverse
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The current protein panic (am I getting enough protein? Is my child getting enough protein? Am I going to die unless I eat sixteen kilos of protein per day???) is so weird to me, because the average non-athlete American gets something like twice their daily need of protein daily from just eating a crapton of dead animals but less than 50% of their fiber need. I'm struggling to get my fiber, and I eat fruit and veg with every meal + a smoothie and fiber supplements most days, while I hear a lot of people say they don't even eat fruit every day.
Worry less about protein; unless you're an athlete or a vegan who hates beans, you're probably fine. Worry more about fiber.
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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to
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