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olowkapdf · 7 hours
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Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard
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olowkapdf · 7 hours
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Ok ma'am have you tried jacking it off and on again
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olowkapdf · 7 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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olowkapdf · 7 hours
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Yea
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olowkapdf · 16 hours
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cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity
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olowkapdf · 16 hours
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Just saw a TikTok where this bi woman was like,
‘I’m a woman-leaning bisexual and you know what pisses me off? The fact that I’m dating a skinny white man and I love him and I’m happy, like what the fuck.’
And I just have to say. What pisses me off as a bisexual woman is that TikTok.
This is the Woke version of ‘my wife is the ol’ ball and chain, doesn’t it suck to be married,’ jokes. It’s not funny. Your queerness is not negated or tarnished by opposite-gender attraction, dating men isn’t inherently worse than dating women.
Love your partner.
Cherish them.
For fucks sake.
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olowkapdf · 16 hours
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this makes me so embarassed for him i want to hide in a dark hole
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olowkapdf · 16 hours
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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight
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olowkapdf · 16 hours
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hello beautiful world it is 7 am on Monday morning and I have already had a good cry about Orpheus and Eurydice SO no idea where this day is going but it feels chaotic
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olowkapdf · 1 day
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shoutout to girls who never stopped "talking like a boy" btw
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olowkapdf · 1 day
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Mythomagic is a Demigod-owned company that loves Nico back.
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olowkapdf · 1 day
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if anyone finds out when this permanent feeling of fear goes away please let me know
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olowkapdf · 1 day
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🫂 these faceless hugging emojis are old tumblr anonymous icon yaoi
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olowkapdf · 2 days
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@mothmanavenue you ate this one little thing
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olowkapdf · 2 days
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olowkapdf · 2 days
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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olowkapdf · 2 days
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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