me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

my favorite love language is trying, actually

yeah

language!

as long as my room has natural light i know everything will be okay

favourite (sassy) quotes | for @catws-anniversary ♡

We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing

snail collection. which one’s your fav? 🐌

Also, I have the OFMD brain rot, unsurprisingly

Literal bundle of joy,,

Also alternate:

Likes me a man that can cook

🥰 yet another Senshi because I’m enamored w that dwarf

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories