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Chuckling to myself imagining Jason coming off as a snarky New Jersey bad-boy in English, but sounding like some prim and proper little prince in Tibetan because he learned the language from Talia, and she only speaks with perfect formal Lhasa diction.
It’s to the point that when they first met, Essence and Ducra assumed that Jason was Talia’s rumored son. The first time Essence hears Jason use English and he calls someone a ‘brain donor’ she gets whiplash.
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flashing neon sign that says I LOVE MY ALIVE GAY GOTH SON
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ohtobefightingthefoos · 2 months
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Y'know those post s2 fics where Jaskier hides the fact that he was tortured from Geralt bc the witcher has enough on his plate and he doesn't want to be a burden?
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PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.
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once again opening a ship tag on AO3 and opening a dozen fics and closing out of almost all of them immediately because they would not fucking act like that
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so the netflix show has already shown us two of dream's other aspects, kai'ckul and the king of cats, but one of my favourite things about the endless in the comics is that they have a different incarnation for every single species and culture that has ever experienced them, in this case, if your people dream, you have a personalised Dream
and the comics are also part of the dcu, which means there are a LOT of other species out there to dream
many of these screenshots were taken from one issue which involves a meeting in dream's head between all of his different incarnations, some are just from other places in the comic, but my personal favourites include:
l'zoril, dream god of the green martians
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to fill out the superheroes requirement, kryptonian dream
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fish dream
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flower dream, and tree dream
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femme dream, with just as much dedication to not wearing a shirt as her masculine counterpart
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bird dream, insect dream, and robotic insect dream
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two different kinds of cat person
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these funky lil guys
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whatever is going on here with the tentacle robot, the teen titans looking motherfucker, the dragon, and the guy in the witch hat (all equally dream of the endless)
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a literal stone statue that speaks mostly in egyptian hieroglyphs
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and then there's this guy
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ohtobefightingthefoos · 2 months
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Hello archivist
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YES YES YES
Okay... So like, I already named it, I have a plot idea, I have chapter title ideas...
Would anyone read a religious trauma focused Lambert x Aiden fic?
Them Wolf boys just got "raised Catholic" energy and somebody should do something with that
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Please?
Okay... So like, I already named it, I have a plot idea, I have chapter title ideas...
Would anyone read a religious trauma focused Lambert x Aiden fic?
Them Wolf boys just got "raised Catholic" energy and somebody should do something with that
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Boy mom Vesemir at the game™ based on @essskel's post because I couldn't stop laughing at the thought
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separate crop because i'm indecisive + the post in question
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I’m so obsessed with how Martin Blackwood casts himself as Pylades/Horatio/Samwise Gamgee, deciding early on that his role within the narrative is to Be There for Jon as he descends into tragedy and that he can’t really affect the narrative otherwise. He doesn’t fully consider the consequences of his actions because he’s so confident that he doesn’t matter enough to impact the events around him. He hurts people because he doesn’t think he has the power to hurt people. His fatal flaw is his absolute conviction in his own unimportance. WHAT a character
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THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT
That’s who Aiden is to me
Gymnastics vs Stuntwoman (Adorable audio recommended)
Previously I set off the great Tumblr cascade of "Not to be a lesbian..." with Nicole the Lumberjill.
I think I may have found the sequel.
[ Gracie Kramer ] [ Corinne Nicewick ]
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It’s all ‘Ballerina Aiden’ this, and ‘Gymnast Aiden’ that.
Why is it never Stuntman Aiden? Huh? Huh?? Cowards.
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ohtobefightingthefoos · 3 months
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Rewatching “The Boiler Room Job” and they really did just give Eliot a machete and set him loose in the jungle with an asshole conman ceo huh
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@fairycosmos / Comic by @shhhitsfine / Comic by @incendavery
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