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as much as i love winter being sick is simply not a scrumptious experience. sending love to all the random tumblr strangers this cold/flu season <3
(unless it’s not winter/autumn wherever you are in the world)
also why did autumn autocorrect to autism.
#cold weather#sick and tired#australian winter tings#my nose is stuffy#but also running#my head is pounding#my throat has been violated by a brick#only thing i want violating my throat is thrandaddy#thrandaddy#sick and horny ig#winter#want a cute person to nurse me back to health#yes I’m being dramatic#leave me alone#but also don’t leave me alone#autocorrect hates me#autumn not autism#not that we don’t love autistic people#they’re simply not the reason I’m sick rn#why am i like this
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nothing fills me with rage more than people not refilling the kettle after using all the water. it is truly the reddest of flags and my only dealbreaker.
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swim away! be free!
thank you
hits bottom of pond
awh :(
#gnomeo and juliet#who’s ya gnomey#hello hello#that one fish is the most relatable character#we love them
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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
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this guy in front of me on the train looks like a young detective munch from law and order svu- that’s literally all i came here to say
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same though
grrrrrrod he looks like an angel I want to punch him and bite him and tear meat from bone grrrr
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random people on tumblr are my only friends rn istg 💀 y’all understand the thrandaddy love
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guys ive been playing palia for way too long but hassian is so mean to me and it’s so hot /srs
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the existence of tauriel fills me with a deep rage.
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Thranduil's anger was actually beautifully raw in this scene where he is confronted by Tauriel, who was behaving like the child she was (compared to her king). My dear girl, who exactly do you think you are drawing an arrow on your king in front of his own people, and then hurling such an insult as "There is no love in you"?!
Thranduil fans who have theorized endlessly on the facts surrounding Legolas's mother know better. There is tremendous love in the Elvenking's heart, which is why it was then filled with equally tremendous pain when the object of that love was taken from him.
Is Tauriel arguing that there is no love left in him ever since his wife died? Did she not see his face as he surveyed the dead bodies of the Mirkwood elves he led into battle?
Let's review:
It would seem that this was a king who valued the lives of his subjects as though they were all his children, and a good father will not stand for anyone threatening his family. One could fairly argue it was already generous of him to sacrifice as much as he did at that point. Unlike the High Kings of the First Age who lost their entire kingdoms in wars, Thranduil had control over his pride and refused to needlessly give his people up to slaughter. Is that not a form of love? I am not arguing that he made the correct moral choice to refuse further aid, but to say that his refusal to send more elves to fight was because he had "no love" is preposterous and insulting.
And finally, just to stick the nail in the coffin of Tauriel's self-righteous, ignorant accusations, what did Thranduil look like when he said goodbye to his son after letting him walk away from their home?
I do believe that is the face of a father who just gave up his last shred of happiness just so that his son could go seek his own happiness.
Love. Not even the coldest of fronts that he puts up and harsh words he hides behind could deny the obvious proof in his actions.
In conclusion: Tauriel, despite being captain of the guard, raised in Mirkwood, and supposedly a beloved friend of Legolas, knew nothing about her King. The shame is on her alone.
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Currently obsessing over an elven king with no more than ten full minutes of screen time in an entire trilogy.
Just…. god damn.
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me: should i get the word thrandaddy as a tramp stamp?
my best friend: why can’t we like and enjoy things like normal people- a n y w a y- creek <3 south park is so amazing and i adore their dynamic- craig and tweek ! ! !
me: real- thranduil is such a good character and hes v v sexy have you even seen his hair??? (i have sent them like every photo of him ever to exist) and faramir is baby girl <3 also- L E G O L A S ? ? ?
#south park#sp creek#south park creek#sp craig#sp tweek#craig x tweek#actually obsessive#thranduil#lord of the rings#thrandaddy#legolas#majestic hair#devoted to a fictional man#my otp#mirkwood#the hobbit#genuine conversations we have#we aren’t okay#but that’s fine#totally normal about this#totally normal behaviour#don’t judge me#I’m already judging myself#desolation of smaug#battle of the five armies#lee pace#Lee pace is god
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nothing makes me hornier than thranduil, king of mirkwood asserting his intense elf daddy dominance all over everyone. that shit is pornographic and shouldn’t be accessible to the public because holy mother of keanu reeves it is truly scrumptious. 10/10 would enjoy again (and again and again and so on and so forth)
like.. EXCUSE ME??? SIR WOULD NEVER DROP HIS CROWN BUT STILL- 👑 HE NEEDS THIS RIGHT NOW-
#thrandaddy#lord of the rings#thranduil#like the fuck#step on me#crush me#destroy me#ruin me for all men#and elves#and dwarves#AND MY AXE#the hobbit#hhhhhh#begging for him to even minimally acknowledge my existence#devoted to a fictional man#sex on legs#nsfw
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currently (like right now as i type this) rewatching the hobbit trilogy. thrandaddy supremacy. also balin is such a good boi.
#balin#thrandaddy#the hobbit#desolation of smaug#unexpected journey#thorin stfu#misty mountains is a banger#thranduil#smash
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thranduil wouldn’t be thrandaddy without the contrast between his luscious elegant majestic hair and his dark mysterious attention commanding eyebrows. it makes his image as a diligent king much more believable, and it’s why lee pace is so suited to the role in my opinion. he truly conveys so much of thranduils emotion and inner turmoil through the use of his eyebrows/eyes and his facial expressions.
#the hobbit#lord of the rings#thranduil#thrandaddy#mirkwood#king thranduil#his hair is so sexy#he’s so hot#rail me#would let his elk walk over me tbh#that hair#men with long hair#legolas gets it from him#elves#lotr#smash#goddamn#lee pace#jrr tolkien#honestly I don’t remember most of the hobbit#i was too busy drooling over thrandaddy#and I won’t apologise for that
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just started episode 1 of The Rings of Power. So far I’m not impressed. Where is my majestic hair??? I’m literally 15 minutes into Episode 1. Is it worth continuing?
#the rings of power#galadriel#lord of the rings#lotr#where is my majestic hair#elves have long hair!!#pissed#lotr elves#thondir only one being reasonable right now
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