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“Portal” sentence meme
ask-meme-addicts:
❝ Nice job breaking it, hero. ❞
❝ Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive. ❞
❝ You’re not even going the right way. ❞
❝ Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake. ❞
❝ You will be entirely on your own. Good luck. ❞
❝ What’s your point, anyway? Survival? ❞
❝ I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you. ❞
❝ That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. ❞
❝ Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect. ❞
❝ Most importantly, under no circumstances should you — ❞
❝ Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel? ❞
❝ You haven’t escaped, you know. ❞
❝ Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day. ❞
❝ Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. ❞
❝ Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]! ❞
❝ Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. ❞
❝ Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen. ❞
❝ Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going. ❞
❝ This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this. ❞
❝ It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead. ❞
❝ If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. ❞
❝ The difference between us is that I can feel pain. ❞
❝ That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. ❞
❝ Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room. ❞
❝ This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you? ❞
❝ Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. ❞
❝ I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. ❞
❝ A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1. ❞
❝ You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. ❞
❝ Didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞
❝ Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now. ❞
❝ Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism. ❞
❝ Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct. ❞
❝ Thank you for helping us help you help us all. ❞
❝ I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. ❞
❝ No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response. ❞
❝ Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? ❞
❝ Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. ❞
❝ When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞
❝ Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. ❞
❝ The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it. ❞
❝ You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you. ❞
❝ You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead. ❞
❝ Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy. ❞
❝ We will stop enhancing the truth. ❞
❝ Stop squirming and die like an adult. ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone. ❞
❝ You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. ❞
❝ We have added a consequence for failure. ❞
❝ You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong? ❞
❝ Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart. ❞
❝ You are kidding me. ❞
❝ You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here. ❞
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The 14th gif from the bottom of your icon folder is your muse on Valentine’s Day
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send “▶▶️” to get a glimpse at a scene from my muse’s future. send “◀️◀️” to get a glimpse at a memory from my muse’s past.
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Starter call
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[ ♛ ] send me a url and i'll tell you the following;
my opinion on;
character in general:
how they play them:
the mun:
do i;
follow them:
rp with them:
want to rp with them:
ship their character with mine:
what is my;
overall opinion:
**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty.
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Send (ง’̀-‘́)ง to punch my muse and see how they react.
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“Rocky Horror Picture Show” soundtrack sentence meme
❝ I’ve tasted blood and I want more. ❞
❝ Don’t get hot and flustered! ❞
❝ I’m dressed up with no place to go. ❞
❝ Madness takes its toll. ❞
❝ Feeling down? Well, that’s no crime. ❞
❝ I’m a muscle fan! ❞
❝ All I know is, down inside I’m bleeding. ❞
❝ I thought I was divine… ❞
❝ You’re as sensual as a pencil. ❞
❝ I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom! ❞
❝ You’re spaced out on sensation. ❞
❝ A mental mindfuck can be nice! ❞
❝ I’m a wild and untamed thing! ❞
❝ God knows I’ve tried to find the truth. ❞
❝ I’m your new commander, you now are my prisoner! ❞
❝ You can’t see me - no, not at all. ❞
❝ Whatever happened to when you dressed up sharp and you felt alright? ❞
❝ Don’t dream it, be it! ❞
❝ Your lifestyle’s too extreme. ❞
❝ I’m gonna give you some terrible thrills… ❞
❝ From the day he was born, he was trouble. ❞
❝ I very nearly loved him! ❞
❝ Don’t judge a book by its cover. ❞
❝ My high is low. ❞
❝ There’s a light in the darkness of everybody’s life. ❞
❝ You’d better wise up! ❞
❝ I wanted to be dressed just the same… ❞
❝ My confidence has increased! ❞
❝ Oh, I feel sexy. ❞
❝ If there’s one fool for you then I am it! ❞
❝ So, come up to the lab! ❞
❝ I’ll tell you once, I won’t tell you twice! ❞
❝ Let’s do the time warp again! ❞
❝ In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man. ❞
❝ It was great when it all began. ❞
❝ Rosetinted world keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. ❞
❝ I’ve got something to say. ❞
❝ I see you shiver with antici… pation! ❞
❝ The only thing I’ve come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust. ❞
❝ Left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread. ❞
❝ It’s something you’ll get used to. ❞
❝ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me! ❞
❝ There’s three ways that love can grow: good, bad or mediocre. ❞
❝ I’ve got an itch to scratch. ❞
❝ I’ll get you a satanic mechanic! ❞
❝ I’ve even lied. ❞
❝ Give yourself over to absolute pleasure! ❞
❝ There’s a fire in my heart, and you fan it! ❞
❝ I’m a bee with a deadly sting! ❞
❝ So why don’t you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? ❞
❝ I’ve only ever kissed before. ❞
❝ I’m in another dimension, with voyeuristic intention - well-secluded, I see all. ❞
❝ All I know is still the beast is feeding. ❞
❝ Don’t get strung out by the way that I look! ❞
❝ It’s astounding, time is fleeting. ❞
❝ But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane. ❞
❝ And crawling on the planet’s face? Some insects called the ‘human race.’ ❞
❝ By night I’m one hell of a lover! ❞
❝ The road was long, but i ran it! ❞
❝ I wanna be dirty! ❞
❝ That’s all the time that it takes for a heart to turn to stone. ❞
❝ You look like you’re pretty groovy. ❞
❝ Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery! ❞
❝ There has got to be something better here for you and me. ❞
❝ Hey, listen to me - stay sane inside insanity! ❞
❝ I could show you my favourite obsession. ❞
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Conversation
Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part One):
"I'll say Macbeth on stage 50 times, I don't give a shit."
"Yes it's a penis."
"Did you really watch it expecting deep, emotional shit?"
"Because you will be killed."
"I don't listen to opera in my spare time."
"I don't know that show."
"I think I met Naked Dave once."
"They're gods and they can do that."
"You badmouthed me so now you're dead."
"He tortured people, he lost his right to sleep."
"Fuck it, we do what we want."
"This is Ophelia, right? It is now."
"Jesus broke his arm."
"Basically as an individual I just wanna punch people."
"There is a Spiderman musical. It's awful."
"The kid had sex with a pie."
"That one doesn't count."
"I don't know what the fuck those are."
"You wanna get home but you can't. And apparently you aren't wearing shoes."
"No one gets my shitty references, so I'll stop. Dicks."
"South Park is just South Park."
"I won't leave this up because people will giggle."
"This is where our $9 million can go."
"We're at a university. Kind of."
"That's super fucked up."
"Everything after here gets pretty depressing."
"Shit exploded—sweet—awesome!"
"There doesn't have to be mass death."
"We'll do a little bit of this and then we'll go away."
"I don't watch a lot of depressing shit."
"Normally there's more giggling when I say that."
"I don't know how I'm doing that, but we're doing it."
"I don't care—read it. I don't have to read it."
"Oh the LARPers are out."
"It's just snow, deal with it."
"Domestic violence is not comedy."
"You're not gonna send Jesus out in a cast."
"That's why he creates blah blah blah."
"Everyone gets married and lives happily ever after."
"Syfy-something-something."
"It's just a guy in a hat who looks like Lincoln."
"I'll remind myself. So I remember."
"Here's one story."
"Because Shia LaBeouf."
"The book just starts trashing everybody."
"Not everybody agrees that Naked Dave is perfect."
"I don't think it's a good musical."
"Not like fisticuffs."
"Pay them slightly."
"You don't sleep if you're saving the world."
"This has nothing to do with marijuana."
"Well did you find five dollars?"
"Or a lego. Those are the worst."
"The French like making fun of the Spanish. Apparently."
"I'm trying to think of a reference."
"They like to fight."
"If that ever happens, don't fucking leave."
"It's art, it's okay."
"Not everybody back in the day looked like that."
"Does anyone watch it just because they wanna see Luke and Leia make out?"
"The way they do it with puppets on stage is kind of mindblowing."
"Marriage or death?"
"You can't see unless you set something on fire."
"You work in a hospital, for God sake."
"It's slowly becoming my castle."
"I just started watching it, don't spoil it."
"That was after my time."
"Hopefully no one gets shot."
"It's Satan."
"I'm not ready for that level of commitment."
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mettatondotcom:
“Oh? My, my, a compliment and a challenge–can’t say I’ve never gotten
either before. Although, they’ve never been from a WORTHY opponent.”
Despite clearly being the vastly superior one himself, he had to give credit where
it was due. This guy got pretty close to the MTT Brand™ Tier of Perfection, and that
was no small feat. The minimalist look was hard to pull off, but hey–someone had to,
right?
“You’ll have to forgive me, handsome–I don’t think I caught your name.”
❝ Ah— well i suppose some may not know of me... ❞
Ghirahim soon brushed his fingers through his hair, pushing the bangs back slightly for a moment, before letting out a soft laugh. Teeth were soon seen through his sick, yet proud looking grin as he brought his shin up slightly to feed his arrogant pride.
❝ I am known as the Demon Lord Ghirahim-
but you may call me Ghirahim ❞
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musclehustlee:
x | @obdurence
———- “ Hahhh? Too high? Are you sure? “
☀ — Jyushimatsu stood near the edge as well, eyeing the distance to the bottom with the usual wide eyes. Jumping didn’t sound all that bad to the sextuplet– surely they’d be alright if they did. However, to be courteous, the smaller sat down beside the stranger instead.
“ Hmmm… Nope! I don’t have a plan! Do you? “
❝ If you’re so keen on jumping, perhaps
you’d like to test it. Tell me how it goes. ❞
The Demon sighed, resting his head on his arms as he closed his eyes and thought to him self. Of all the people he could be stuck on a roof with- why’d it have to be this strange one?
Well it could be worse
He thought to him self, another heavy sigh escaping as he soon stood up and walked to the edge. If only they had a loftwing, or even a parachute really. This height was too much for the demon to handle, there were reasons he refused to traverse in the sky.
#musclehustlee#V ;; Through a different gate ᵘᶰᵏᶰᵒʷᶰ#{ Replies }#//Ghirahim is an enabler i stg#Such stunning features! ᴵᶜ
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❝ This human will be the end of me... ❞
———- “ Demons are nice! Nice, nice! “
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Send me “💙 “ if you would ship our muses!
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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
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Go on anon and pretend you're my muse's kid and ask something!
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Δ B) yo
♦ [Accepting]
Δ : stuck on a roof together
❝ You’re lucky i’m in a patient mood… What we need to do is figure out how to get down from here. The jump is too high, i’m afraid I may ruin something pulling a stunt like that either way… So child, whats you’re plan ..? ❞
Ghirahim pulled his knees to his chest as he sat on the flat roof top, only just barely peeking over the edge to see how far a drop it was from where they were. It wasn’t that he was scared of heights.. well- he was, but he wouldn’t admit it.
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