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notnikailanaidu · 5 months
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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notnikailanaidu · 5 months
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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors
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notnikailanaidu · 5 months
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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notnikailanaidu · 3 years
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ahhh, the four elements ;
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notnikailanaidu · 3 years
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I paid about 23 grand in taxes so far, this year.
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notnikailanaidu · 3 years
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If the Les Mis movie were made today James Corden and Rebel Wilson would play the Thénardiers and we would all suffer
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notnikailanaidu · 4 years
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I love him though! 
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notnikailanaidu · 4 years
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Happy birthday weed
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notnikailanaidu · 4 years
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If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it! — The Avengers (2012) dir. Joss Whedon
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notnikailanaidu · 4 years
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Pick your beak up Queen your plague mask is falling
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notnikailanaidu · 4 years
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some of the clowns on these dating apps will be like “a sense of humor is a must!” sir if God took my last brain cell from me and enticed me to match with you, a sense of humor is the only thing that would get me through it
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notnikailanaidu · 4 years
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notnikailanaidu · 5 years
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ZENDAYA COLEMAN ELLE’s 26th Annual Women in Hollywood
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notnikailanaidu · 5 years
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Light some candles to get the cult going
TFW tomorrow is a full moon and Friday the 13th and I feel like I should plan a ritual or a spell or something but I've got nothing planned oof
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