notlameperson
NotLamePerson
Requests are open. Drawings take longer though. I'll do my best on fanfics too...
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Late periods
Does anybody ever have that thought whenever their period is late that they might be pregnant even if the most intimate thing you’ve done is shake hands or is that just me?
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writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
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Me: I am a smart and capable Adult.
Someone else: How about some Responsibility
Me: my name is Fuckup McDisappointment and you will address me as such.
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Didn't they always? I mean at least that's how it is in Steven Universe
i can’t believe The Gays own space now.
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Sadly there is no mount doom
the reason old memes always come back is because, in order to truly destroy a meme, you must cast it into the fires of mount doom and sadly
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Spongebob Sentence Meme
"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"Horseradish is not an instrument either."
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
"SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
"Not insertive-!"
"BeepBeep."
"That hat makes you look like a girl."
"Am I a pretty girl?"
"I wait for you to come back."
"I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."
"Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"
"Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
"EEEEVIIIIIL!"
"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"
"Not when I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."
“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
"I'm ugly and I'm proud."
"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
"It's not just a boulder: it's a rock!"
"I can't see my forehead."
"I'm already hearing voices!"
"I... am a man!"
"Any particular reason you took your pants off?"
"Goodbye, everyone. See you all in therapy."
"You can't fool me: I listen to public radio."
"I went to college!"
"Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom."
"Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."
"A five letter word for happiness: money."
"How long? How long have I been ugly?"
"As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you."
"If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
"Don't run for the bus. Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle."
"I don't know why, but I think I'll kick _____'s butt tomorrow."
"MY LEG!"
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I found a cute little lizard in my room
And I went in without my glasses, so I thought that it might've been a long insect, which freaked me out a bit. But, as I went a little closer, I found out it was just a little lizard. When I went away for a moment to fetch my glasses, I saw it in the farthest upper corner in my room. I suddenly sang a song like, "Don't leave, little lizard, my friend! Won't you eat the mosquitos that fly near my bed?" In a kind of tune I heard somewhere lol
#lizards#cute#little#reptiles#impromptu songs#no glasses#sudden#just#now#just happened#cute animals#corners#bedrooms#funny
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stages of shipping the shame ship
stage 1: they're kind of mad cute but, I cannot for all my friends will leave me and tumblr will anon-hate me and piss on my corpse
stage 2: okay, but, they're like mad cute. I must read like, half a fanfic that's appropriate for like a two year old. oh dear lord. that's cute af. all the domestic fluff
stage 3: no fluff left. as long as it's not smut it's okay
stage 4: hoh shit does this count as smut
stage 5: this definitely counts as smut.
stage 6: I will now actively seek out the smuts because holy shit. their love is forbidden. I must tell no one. I am impure
stage 7: everyone knows. i am free from my prison.
stage 8 optional: my friends have left me and tumblr is pissing on my corpse but my children just went out for ice cream in this fic so who gives a shit
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Watch: This PSA is freeing the nipple while raising cancer awareness — and men should listen up too.
Follow @this-is-life-actually
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When you’re getting towards the end of your story and are terrified of ruining it.
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im so bored I searched up “the word patient is a pun” and I found this website.
Used Undertale things and results are just rhyming words as a pun.
Ketchup - Credit (that doesn’t rhyme)
Sans - Has
Papyrus - religious
Alphys - candies
Yeah, that’s all I got. Just rhyming words and bad cheap puns.
I can see the young Undertale children (youths who love Undertale) going to this website and demanding “SEARCH UP SANS! HE’LL BE PROUD” “SEARCH UP PAPYRUS! HE’LL BE SO MAD!” “What about Toriel? Better, the word GOAT?” “SKELETON!”
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