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The good boy from Nothing Special
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Callie: [playing Animal Crossing] I’m so peaceful watering my flowers, doing no harm.
Declan: You can’t really do any harm in this game though.
Callie: I mean you could TRY.
Callie: Ever swung an axe at a villager?
Declan:
Declan: NO???
Callie: I’m gonna swing an axe at a villager!
Declan: CALLIE NO!!!
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Tom: [interviewing Lasser for his job at the shop] Can you perform under pressure?
Lasser: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Lasser: I need advice.
Callie: [eating cookie dough for breakfast] You came to the right place.
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Declan: Shout-out to the clerk at the store who looked at the cookbook I was buying, looked at the book on poison I was also buying, paused, and asked if I had big weekend plans.
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Lasser: there is a knocking at my door i wonder if it is a boy come to confess his love for me
Lasser, a few minutes later: it is a confused bird
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Lasser: give me 10 reason why i shouldnt turn into a slug right now
Declan: i literally cant think of any and its pissin me off
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Declan: i have 7 notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them, suggestions?
Lasser: put spaghetti in it
Declan: i am currently takeing suggestions from everyone except for you
Callie: put spaghetti in it
Declan: i am currently takeing suggestions from everyone except for the two of you
Quinn: put spaghetti in it
Declan: i am no longer takeing suggestions
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Callie: cat logic is so simple yet so affective
Callie: dont like something? smack it as far away as possable, literly flawless reasoning
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Declan: where is your home exactly?
Lasser: in a meadow!
Declan, thinking of demons in plaid shirts and overalls, working around a cute little farm: neato
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Lasser: …and that concludes my presentation on why Quinn is the hottest.
Declan: Lasser, this is a meeting to discuss battle plans.
Lasser: Yeah! Quinn distracts the enemy so Callie can stab them.
Declan: Please talk some sense into him.
Callie: Why? I get to stab someone!
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Lasser: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out?
Callie: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of explosives.
Lasser: Nope. Different thing.
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Callie: So, babe, what do you think of my new sensitive side?
Declan: Callie, you cried at the end of Terminator. It’s not new.
(source: Sgt. Frog Abridged)
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Declan: vibe check
Declan: * kicks down Quinn's cat tower *
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anyways send Thor ( @dantielplantiel ) images of Callie with her hair down
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You ever a good person just to flex on your father?
Lasser 2k19
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yeah but its very important to notice, it means babey boy babey in nerd!
H-how
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How have I only just noticed Declan the good boi wearing this shirt
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