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Here me out;
Venus, Holt, Heath, and Abby in a band called The Elements.
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sonic the hedgehog tumblr dashboard simulator
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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward
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ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho
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he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr
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@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk
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NOMINATUS ISN'T REAL????
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that you know of
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what
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🔷 sonicinthewild
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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado
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ok and??? you're not special
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THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY
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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here
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being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"
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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"
🥭 chao-official
being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"
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you said it my mans
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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus
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dont question him
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hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic
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op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again
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ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history
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someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system
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what the fuck is a public school
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are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish
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OP'S WHAT NOW
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ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea
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bitch that's what the internet is for
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yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds
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"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby
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everybody on this site has brain damage
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yeah. from the radiation
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caught this today
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if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment
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🐊 teamchaotixofficial
Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3
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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived
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shadow fixed it it's fine
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yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on
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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh
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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????
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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad
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🗑️ berrybarry
starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006
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why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this
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tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere
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🌌 h-o-l-o-l-y-n-x
so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me
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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"
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BACK????
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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3
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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"
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Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!
I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!
Formally,
Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD
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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--
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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao
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he
WHAT
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didn't eggman invent this site???
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THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM
🦊 miles-prower-official
Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!
Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D
Formally,
Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD
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YOU
WHAT
🌭 sonicsays
what's not clicking
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I forgot how fun these things were
Uhh okay don’t have many mutuals so I hope the people tagged here don’t mind but @hamros @vampire-deer @xxbatsybeanxx @d0rky-0utfits If you like!
I wanted to start a new piccrew tag game, I love when these go around and I think it's a good distraction from the world right now. So I found a cute one and made myself!!
You can find it [here]
No Pressure Tags: @marimayscarlett @bloody-kissez @meinewellemeinstrand @dandysnob @cannibal-of-god @davecumstaine @frauschneiderssillyrabbit @mstarajoy @sonic-counselor @morgana-lefay @to-worlds-more-beautiful @the-demi-jedi @wilhelm--fink @samshinechester @buuucky-barnes @naomullen @imsoogay @vulcanbynature and anyone else that wants to do this!! 💜
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Pov you keep losing against a scrawny Teenager with one leg and a oversized lizard
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The fact that the Httyd gang knows about the effect of dragon nip but they are never seen using it on any dragons throughout the franchise unless it's like a last resort or an emergency to stop extremely out of control, hostile dragons. They know that grass is like a drug for the dragons so they never use it against them even to try and train them. As if it is against their moral code to try the easiest way to tame any dragon.
Like, these kids know all these little perks about dragons that Hiccup learned in the first movie. The dragon nip, eels, moving spot of light, specific disabling scratch spots etc. And none of them uses these to befriend or train any dragons throughout the course of the franchise! Dragon nip is an emergency last resort for when they encounter a super aggressive dragon, eels are an absolute no, nobody used shiny laser light spot on any dragons post Httyd 1.
No, they befriend the dragons with trust. They'll only give a dragon scratches after asking permission that is telegraphed in their body language.
The riders respect dragons and there are so many little subtle things which show how they never treat these incredible amazing beings as if they are animals, they always treat them as individuals. As equals.
I love Httyd so much like you have no idea.
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so yeah, here's a crazy AU
The Good Place/The Amazing Digital Circus- I really don't know what to call it 😂
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Iconic CSS moments
“Sure, call me. I’ll probably yell, but I’ll call back 🤙”
“Im a good guy!” “Wow, he’s totally delusional 😃”
“Grip your tennis racquet firmly. Unless, of course, that bothers you. In which case; hold it anyway you like.”
“You okay? You look like you’ve seen a ghost- no offence.” “😐” “Okay, offence”
“Wakey wakey….. that’s not Casper 😕”
That time when Alder and Dash locked themselves in a cupboard trying to leave one of the dorms and Casper, Ra, and Mantha stare for a bit before tossing the key to Mr. Burns, who then proceeds to eat it.
“You make me want to return my eyes to the lab they were stolen from!” 👁️
“Well ya 🫵 better ✅ learn to help it 🙏 , or you’re 🫵 gonna ➡️ get your transparent 🫥 butt whooped ❌❌”
“Slither! You need to hit the beat!” “Actually, what I need is hands. 🙄”
“We should show him what it means to 🔥suffer🔥. After all, we are his best friends 🙃”
That one estate agent who cussed Casper out for scaring off her buyers, before hesitantly putting her hand through his face while he stares blankly before running off screaming herself.
I want you to know that I’m only helping because I want to see Thatch get crushed like anevilstinkybug
And the rest of you lose! And you lose and you lose, and- hey, you over there, guess what? You lost! 😁
Just..the school nurse. ‘Nuff said. 🐍
“Casper! Tell me you didn’t go blabbing to the whole school about me treasure!” “No sir! I just blabbed to Mantha and Ra 😁”
“I’m going to kill him.” “You can’t. He’s a mummy remember.” “Then I’m going to unwrap him.”
You making fun of me ya flying pillow
Honourary mention to all of Wolfie’s jokes in Fleshed Out.
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metal sonic invented 76 new mental illnesses for robots. omega doesn’t have mental illness he’s just like that. orbot just has depression.
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Ahhh tyyyy <3
Here is my attempt at a goth lolita/y2k inspired Draculaura because the idea wouldn’t leave my brain
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Here is my attempt at a goth lolita/y2k inspired Draculaura because the idea wouldn’t leave my brain
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sillies on my mind....
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Oh I am thinking SO MUCH about goth lolita/y2k fashion fusion draculaura
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I think Henry should have been allowed to curse
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Greetings 👽 it's been a while, I hope u're all doing okay!
Don't lose your head!
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Not many girls come here bc I get
FRIENDZONED SO FREQUENTLY
Kaidou: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like... friends!
Toritsuka: it's not as pleasant as you think! They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you LIKE AN ITEM
Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women...
but unfortunately, as a gamer i don't get respect.
well, I'm not a gamer, so, maybe they'll respect me!!
that just makes you a
BETA CUCK.
#saiki k x sonic snap cube dub is not the duo I thought I needed but now I cannot imagine#how I ever loved without it
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always liked the idea that sonic never realizes how like. insane his power level or abilities are because he’s constantly surrounded by people who ALSO have insane power or abilities. tails was literally a four year old prodigy. knuckles is a warrior from a magical island. blaze is from another dimension. shadow was a man made ultimate lifeform. silvers from the fucking future. they’re all fucking batshit but Sonic’s just like i see. this is the norm. :)
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