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no more group chats. we meet once a week from now on and everyone prepares 2 personal stories and 3-5 memes and we sit in a circle and have a Socratic seminar covering these topics
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help i was just scrolling through tumblr and then a tumblr screenshot came up and my mind was like omg tumblr! fancy seeing you here! wait…
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no thoughts, only what i hear when my friends play some ancient egyptian game on roblox:
- what has happened to the middle of my fries?
- guys i’m loaded in, i’m gonna become a slave
- ok, let’s become the most wanted criminals in egypt
- should we become peasants?
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i need to inject too sweet and empire now into my veins immediately. hozier making me go feral rn. i love this ep so fucking much hozier when i catch you hozier (i will give you a big hug and cry into your arms because of these songs)
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remus lupin’s favorite things
his whiskey neat
coffee
black, in his bed at 3
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thanks for the tag :))
1. hetty feather, anne of green gables, call me by your name, if we were villains, the song of achilles, the starless sea and to the lighthouse
2. film: beautiful boy / show: sherlock
3. reading
4. wolfstar + jegulus
5. i’m good at learning languages and i know random scenes from films or shows i like off by heart
tagging @ohsostarryeyed <3
yet another random thing
I hath seen this in elsewhere, thought it’twas cool. AThy has too tag any 5 people thou wanteth to know better, and they canst answer thy questions. I shalt start, with the questions:
favorite book?
favorite movie/tv show?
hobby?
favorite ship?
a random talent?
Hath fun, good people. Mine tags art: @your-average-sentient-suit, @post-eater , @gimmick-thief @swearification-and-cursing and @darthpastry (mine apologies if the tags hath disturb’d thee, also feelers free not to reply/reply if thou art not tagged)
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thanks for the tag @queercatlover :))
last song: mind over matter (reprise) by young the giant
favourite colour: forest green/brown
currently watching: doctor who series 5 (and working my way through the starkids musicals)
spicy/savoury/sweet: sweet (chocolate!!!)
relationship status: single
current obsession: uquizzes, the guy who didn’t like musicals
tagging @ohsostarryeyed @ricks-fallen-angel @strangeandbisexual
(no pressure!)
Nine people i'd like to get to know better:
Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3
Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman
Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink
Currently watching: Death note, ep6
Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy
Relationship status: Single
Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.
Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot
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JUST FINISHED FLEABAG AND THE BRAINROT IS UNMATCHED
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so we were talking about this really annoying entitled guy who works at coffee #1 and then my grampy said “there’s a lot of richards” referencing richard from if we were villains, i’ve taught him so well :)
(he’s gonna see these trauma-ridden gay shakespeare students in everyone now)
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found out my friend likes sherlock, good omens and our flag means death..well i didn’t know you were obsessed with middle aged gay men too
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not now sweetie mommy’s blogging about something that 5 people care about
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Whatever you do don’t imagine James and Oliver as Dorian and Zachary
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My favourite books are always the ones I can’t make thoughtful analysis of. They are the ones that consist of my incoherent screams
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never before has a text tasted like liquid honey melting on your tongue the way that every word in The Starless Sea does
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love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand
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“You never see unicorns anymore,” Crawly grumbles, watching another collection of dusty donkeys trudge into town.
“Well, obviously not,” Aziraphale replies, rolling his eyes.
Crawly directs a frown at him.
“Obviously?” he repeats, eyebrows raised in a question.
“You were there, Crawly, you know perfectly well why not.”
Crawly blinks, which doesn’t happen very often.
“You’ve lost me.”
“The Ark?” Aziraphale tries, hoping to jog Crawly’s memory. “You remember, one of Noah’s ran off, they didn’t have time to find another before the rain started…”
Crawly frowns.
“What does that have to do with anything?”
Aziraphale peers at his face, looking for the trick, the joke, the setup. All he sees is honest confusion. It’s his turn to blink.
“Crawly,” he says, somewhere between disbelief and a rather unangelic delight, “you do know why he had two of everything, don’t you?”
Crawly shifts defensively in his seat.
“Assumed it was one of those daft instructions sent down from on high, you know, one Ark, two of each animal, three of each kind of fruit, whatever—”
Aziraphale starts to laugh. He can’t help himself. Crawly scowls at him and hunches his shoulders.
“What? What’s so funny, angel?”
Angel. Crawly called him that in Eden, before Aziraphale thought to give him his name. He doesn’t know why he’s doing it now. Perhaps it’s supposed to be an insult. It doesn’t really have a lot of bite to it, if so.
“You’ve really never— all right, all right, don’t look so cross, I’ll tell you, I’m just— surprised, that’s all.” Aziraphale takes a sip of the fermented beverage the humans in this village have invented. It’s got potential, he thinks. “It takes two of them to breed, Crawly. Male and female.”
Crawly stares at him so blankly that Aziraphale has to bite his lip against more laughter.
“Please tell me you’ve at least noticed the physiological differences between the sexes—”
“Yes, yes, I know about that,” Crawly interrupts. “And what they get up to with those bits. You mean they’re not just for leisure activities?”
“No, they’re rather fundamental to the whole reproduction thing, in fact. The, ah, recreational applications are just a side-effect.”
“What, really?”
“Mm-hmm.”
“But humans are always—”
“Well, that’s why there’s so many of them these days.”
Crawly looks absolutely dumbfounded by this revelation, and more than a little outraged.
“What about birds?” he demands. “They just lay eggs whenever they want to, don’t they?”
“I believe mating is still required beforehand.”
“What about fish?”
“I’m fairly certain that the same rule applies.”
Crawly stares into his clay cup, lips moving slightly as he tries to come to terms with this whole concept. His expression tilts suddenly into something that unexpectedly yanks on Aziraphale’s heartstrings.
“Oh,” he says quietly. “So no more unicorns, then.”
“No,” Aziraphale replies, no longer laughing.
“I’d have got it back for them, if I’d known,” Crawly mumbles.
Yes, Aziraphale thinks, surprised by his own certainty, you would have, wouldn’t you?
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