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nop7 · 2 years
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Jinx: dear, Santa
Jinx: I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty
Jinx: and it was worth it, judgemental bastard
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nop7 · 2 years
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Vi: hey do you have a bag i could borrow?
Jinx: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my useless, sad and dark existence along with my fatigue and guilt
Vi:
Vi: literally all you had to do was say no
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nop7 · 2 years
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Silco: damn, the power went out
Powder: don't worry, i got this
*Powder shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*
Silco: how–
Powder, smiling proudly: i swallow a flashlight
Silco, on the verge of a cardiac arrest:WhY wOuLd YoU–
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nop7 · 2 years
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Y/n: i made you a friendship bracelet
Jinx, taking the bracelet: I'm not a jewelry person
Y/n: oh... You don't have to wear it if you don't wan–
Jinx: no! It's mine now, forever, back off
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nop7 · 2 years
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Kidnapper: we have your niece
Sevika: i don't have a niece
Kidnapper:
Kidnapper: then... who's this kid who's just spat in my face and called me a bitch?
Sevika: oh, Jinx... You can keep her, bye
Kidnapper:NO! WAIT, PLEASE, TAKE IT BACK!!!
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nop7 · 2 years
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Silco: can't you say one nice thing about me for a change?
Sevika: okay, has anyone ever told you your eyes are beautiful?
Silco: no
Sevika: I'm not surprised
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nop7 · 2 years
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Silco: you should stop being so negative Jinx, you know when life give you lemon–
Jinx*rolling her eyes*: you throw them at Sevika...i know!
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nop7 · 2 years
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(Jinx rest her head on Y/n shoulder)
Jinx: i love watching you write
Y/n: blue, this is our grocery list... Not something worth reading
Jinx: i love reading what you write, it doesn't matter if is a grocery list
(Y/n leans head on Jinx's)
Y/n: is that so? What's your favorite then, love?
Jinx: the love story you are writing with me, definitely
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nop7 · 2 years
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*Jinx, sneezes*
Silco, wakes up in cold sweat: "SOMETHING IS WRONG"
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nop7 · 2 years
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Caitlyn: ok love, it's time to put the angel on top of the Christmas tree
*vi lifts y/n up and puts her on top of the tree*
Caitlyn and vi: perfect
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nop7 · 2 years
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Jinx: caffeine no longer keeps me awake while i work, so instead i have y/n periodically send me texts saying "we need to talk", it gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear i need to keep going.
Silco:
Silco: i worry about you sometimes
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nop7 · 2 years
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Jinx: please y/n, kiss me again i promise i won't say poggers afterwards this time
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nop7 · 2 years
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Jinx: i want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Y/n: i wake up at 4am
Jinx:
Jinx: i want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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nop7 · 2 years
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Vi, as an enforcer: *making list of animals that escaped*
Zookeper: the tigers should be your top priority
Vi, scribbling out the ducks: obviously
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nop7 · 2 years
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Y/n: sometimes i feel like a fish caught in a tank
Caitlyn: only that you're not a fish...
Y/n: Caitlyn, please–
Caitlyn: you're wonderful, funny, talented and–
Vi: you're a shrimp
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nop7 · 2 years
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Woman on the phone: this is Silco? We have your child Jinx
Silco: What?! What are your demands?!!!
Women on the phone: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?! THE DAYCARE IS CLOSING SOON, COME GET HER NOW!!
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nop7 · 2 years
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Powder: Vi, can i have another cookie?
Vi: well... What did Vander say?
Powder: he said no
Vi: then why would i say yes?
Powder: because he is not the boss of you
Vi:
Vi, internally: it's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap–
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