noodleincident
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formaldehyde free ✱ le bird of some kind with chipped potatoes ✱ mean because i grew up in new england ✱ a she/her of constant sorrow
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“operation of the free market is an amazing thing” — michael
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was in a wedding last night where they played laffy taffy d4l (2005) and simultaneously realized that we were among the youngest people there
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when will they invent bathroom pipes that can handle ~feminine products~
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editing challenge vs. @cosettepontmercys
❀ favorite les misérables song
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Somewhere beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Do you hear the people sing?
Say, do you hear the distant drums?
It is the future that we bring
When tomorrow comes!
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kids are fun but i can only keep up in small doses. and im scared of 12-22 year olds
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why do they make wristlets exactly the right size for the then-current iphone model. i’m so mad right now
#iphones have been getting bigger for literally ever and the minute you upgrade your wristlet can’t hold shit.#this is oppression.
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had to absolutely book it through the airport to make our connecting flight and decided i cannot sprint. i also cannot do a marathon. i also suspect i thought i outgrew asthma because i havent exercised since hitting puberty.
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just deleted an enormously long draft about the uk marginal tax rate & the cost of NIH relative to median income because i realized this is the fact-check free website so i dont need to go through all my explanations to say: even accounting for the price of healthcare and the relative cost of living, the median salary in the us is so much higher than the uk that the us should really shut the fuck up
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not pictured: band of brothers (kills the vibe); bobs burgers, wwdits fx, omitb (caught up); murder and other details, criminal uk (caught up and it’s cancelled); monsieur spade (caught up and it’s one season); the sopranos, the expanse (overwhelming number of seasons); buffy angel fnl (rewatching with an overwhelming number of seasons); etc. etc. etc.
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where’s the tumblr representation for shogun/fringe/fargo/rome girlies :(
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you’re telling me that dulles airport is IAD and ronald reagan airport is DCA. what is going on
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ate shit for the 4th time in the last week ✌🏾this fucking scab never healing
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