nonbigalmari
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Sup, I'm mari. Beta tester, professional dumbass I guess? (They/Them) (OOC: NOT CANON TO FNAF)
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Gonna go home tomorrow after work I think. Might get lunch with Mai beforehand Idfk
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[Video transcript begin. Time of transcript activation: Tuesday April 30th 2024 at 8 PM (MDT)]
[The camera flips on pointed at a wall, several posters strewn about including one of a skeleton in a blue hoodie. Someone with mostly black hair, the exception being red bangs wearing a black hoodie crouches down into the camera's view.]
?: Is it… on?
[Voice registered: Waiting on name.]
?: What does… That mean? On the computer? ‘Waiting on name’?
M: [Out of frame.] It’s just a placeholder for now, right now only my name is in the system. I'll put names into it later. Names that aren't registered will get that message in the written transcript.
?: Ah… So… This thing is just youtube's auto captions?
M: NO. IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT! THIS ONE DESCRIBES WHAT THE PHONE SEES AND HEARS.
?: Exactly. It's just more advanced youtube auto captions. But It's a good security measure in case Sparrow runs into… Y'know. Danger. And needs to get something out there to get help.
M: Yeah, only issue is. Sparrow needs a safeword to activate it, right now the only way to start it is by pressing a button on the phone. Pretty hard to hide that, it is easy to mumble a word though.
?: Ok, so uh… Hm. What were you thinking?
M: Mari I don't know dude. I don't know the kid.
[Name registered: Mari.]
Ma: Ah. hm… Bird?
M: Bird?
Ma: THE KID LIKES BIRDS MAI DAMN!
M: OK! YEAH THAT WORKS! Uh, hit the button on the computer.
Ma: Which fucking button?
M: THE SPACE BUTTON!
Ma: OK! GOD DAM-
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FINALLY. I swear to god this fucking dork spent hours explaining mother (as in the Japanese RPGs) lore to me. It was kinda funny if we didn't have shit to do, hopefully the test of the software will happen soon.
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We got home from the stores (went to more then one.) now Mai is taking me to the park because I and quote "Need sunlight." Bruh.
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Ok! So today is the day we test this security measure. But first me and Mai are going to the store for. And I quote "Stuff."
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I. did not know planting carrots and other. random vegetables would take that long fucking hell.
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Going to Mai's house for like... 2 days? She needs help testing the thingy to make sure the damn thing works. And also she I guess wants help with her garden? So uh E, if you see this I am not here until I say otherwise.
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Another gift? Um. Hello? There's some wildflowers, doodles in red ink, some coins a single can of coke and- OO A BATTERY. I actually really needed one of these for my flashlight
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Hey
Oh. Didn't see this. Hey.
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Hey.
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Still dunno why you all have trouble with that one lol.
–Alexander
Because we aren't chronic gamers. ALSO BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY TOLD THE COMPANY TO MAKE IT HARDER.
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CONGRATS!
THANK YOU. STUPID FUCKING PLUSHIE BASTARDS.
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I FUCKING DID IT! FINALLY! FUCK YES YES YES YES HAHA!
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Welp, Alexander did the handstand without breaking the headset... He fell into the table after taking it off but y'know.
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I bought new vr controllers. These ones shouldn't fly off.
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UGH, DAMNIT I FUCKING. BROKE ONE OF THE STUPID CONTROLLERS.
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damn that sucks.
you should quit your job.
Can't. Defeats the whole detective thing.
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