The episode recap Big Brother refuses to air.

y’all think the head of Jackson’s dick is square?

jessica’s husband reading jack for filth

Omarosa: *inhales*

Ross:

Don’t get me wrong James is the worst HG this season but he’s nowhere near as bad as Paul. A HG would literally have to murder another HG for me to hate them as much as I hated Paul last season.

This season went from girls vs boys to black vs white Real quick

James: I-

Brandi:

at this point metta is going to accidentally win big brother

LMAO WHAT WHY DOES GM HAVE BEEF WITH RAVEN ALREADY

josh was answering those jury questions in five paragraph essay format.. the “i hid the fact that i was a super fan, called people out, exposed their games and survived, and let my partners feel all of the control in my alliance” thesis statement? wig!

I’M FUCKING DEAD

This is the best one yet

careergate!!! 

currently im studying political science and sociology and i eventually want to work in politics, public policy, or law. rn i have an internship for our state governor’s campaign finance team so ill see how i like the campaign work setting. and then i wanna intern at the capitol in d.c next summer. 

and who knows maybe ill run for office too one day lmao 

“the only thing you’ve done is Raven”

Matt not taking raven to the outback dinner is my aesthetic

Someone sent sindy a Raven dance video and dhsjaksuak savage sindy is out and aboot