i’m not going to start calling tiktokkers “creators” like what are they creating? new insecurities for women? the worst takes you’ve ever heard in your life?

"Vegan leather" babygirl that is plastic

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

occasional posts from users

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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I had a stupid idea

"Are you okay" NO. THERE ARE LITTLE FICTIONAL BITCHES IN MY HEAD. AND THEY'RE KISSING.