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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak
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i hate seeing people my age pregnant omg abort that thang
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"When life gives you lemons"
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LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS
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ever since i was a little girl i've known that i wanted to be romantically involved with a fictional man
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how are we all feeling after today ???
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is it ok if i lay on you and just feel connected for a bit
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this is what i was talking about by the way
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why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes
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