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ninjagoat · 1 day

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I've done this! I forgot eggs!

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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ninjagoat · 2 days

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Is that sentence even supposed to make sense?

Melties: We love Melissa! OMG! Stan!

Melissa: I love my husband and I'm very happy!

Melties: NO YOU'RE NOT YOU STUPID BITCH

I swear the desperation...

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ninjagoat · 5 days

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Tired and angry Rebecca Ferguson is best Rebecca Ferguson. Especially in knitted cardigans.

The fact that SILO has passed by pretty much unremarked by the Cultural Industrial Complex is a solid sign that there is simply too much television right now

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ninjagoat · 5 days

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The fact that SILO has passed by pretty much unremarked by the Cultural Industrial Complex is a solid sign that there is simply too much television right now

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ninjagoat · 5 days

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The most important thing about FARSCAPE, in hindsight, the most important thing, is that, despite what you see and hear, Rygel is not actually being played by an esteemed member of the Royal Shakespeare Company taking a money gig

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ninjagoat · 5 days

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#aeryn Mansfield #portishead but with penny whistles #(album launches this week)

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ninjagoat · 9 days

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BTVS managing to keep the idea of School alive for three whole seasons seems like a miracle, TBH

Okay, so Dr. NG's watching Vampire Diaries again, and I've not always paid a lot of attention before; but, out of curiosity, how, exactly, did the whole ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE MAGIC shit ever fly? HOW???

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ninjagoat · 9 days

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Also... is it ALWAYS Saturday?

Okay, so Dr. NG's watching Vampire Diaries again, and I've not always paid a lot of attention before; but, out of curiosity, how, exactly, did the whole ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE MAGIC shit ever fly? HOW???

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ninjagoat · 9 days

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Also, let it be noted, I'm a holdout ROSWELL fan, which, despite being set in NEW MEXICO, featured precisely six (6) people of colour until season 3, none of whom were Hispanic

Okay, so Dr. NG's watching Vampire Diaries again, and I've not always paid a lot of attention before; but, out of curiosity, how, exactly, did the whole ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE MAGIC shit ever fly? HOW???

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ninjagoat · 9 days

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#i mean #that steak looks pretty good #given it's food photography

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ninjagoat · 9 days

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It should be noted I am still not paying that much attention and don't really know what's going on

Okay, so Dr. NG's watching Vampire Diaries again, and I've not always paid a lot of attention before; but, out of curiosity, how, exactly, did the whole ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE MAGIC shit ever fly? HOW???

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ninjagoat · 10 days

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Okay, so Dr. NG's watching Vampire Diaries again, and I've not always paid a lot of attention before; but, out of curiosity, how, exactly, did the whole ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE MAGIC shit ever fly? HOW???

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ninjagoat · 15 days

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I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

#i needed this #thanks

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ninjagoat · 16 days

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