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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM SOOOO MUCH
i love hilson shenanigans, feels reminiscent of when parents fuck around and lie for no reason other than amuse the other.
i mourn for what we could've had.
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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crazy episode
seeing house fight jealousy about two people at the same time is a treat
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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Nothing changes.
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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My take on "Hannigram is queerbaiting if they don't kiss":
Sex is a form of communication. It is a way to express intimacy, but it's not the only way to be intimate. What's special about Hannigram is that they already have such intimate, good, communication that sex and physical touch become an aesthetic.
Their dinner conversations where they're seated across from each other with a table physically in between them, and Hannibal cleaning Will's hands are equally scintillating, and it was never physical touch that made them be drawn to each other —it was their intellectuality. As long as they have their minds, their thoughts and opinions, they will gravitate toward each other. In regards to a kiss: they've expressed how much they mean to each other so much already, is it really necessary that they kiss just to prove that they're something? Would a kiss make their affections valid? Absolutely not. And this quality adds to how genuine they are. IF they ever kiss, I'm sure we'd enjoy the eroticity of the moment, but if they never kiss, it doesn't invalidate what they mean to each other.
In my eyes, Hannigram are poetry. A lot left to read in-between the lines. A kiss is an accessory, and doesn't represent the content of their story. Characters with romance in their relationship don't need to kiss on screen to be valid. And kissing and sex don't prove someone's queer sexuality.
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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Anyone else forget that House speaks Spanish cause that caught me off guard
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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when i die i want my body to be donated to science. and by donated i mean stolen. and by science i mean dr herbert west and his reanimation shenanigans
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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crazy out of context and not much better with context
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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When Will says "it's beautiful" and Hannibal dumbly nods like "yes YOU ARE"
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it
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nikotheweirdo · 3 hours
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nikotheweirdo · 3 days
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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nikotheweirdo · 3 days
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID
I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it
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nikotheweirdo · 3 days
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ACES!!! Look at this Scientific American article!!! It makes me genuinely so happy to read. We’re making it!!!!
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/asexuality-is-finally-breaking-free-from-medical-stigma/
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nikotheweirdo · 3 days
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‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’
buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of
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