I think instead of criticizing or complaining about the new Mufasa movie, on the day it hits theaters, we should try to gaslight the rest of the internet into thinking The Lion King (1994) just came out. Like, "It's so good, omg guys have you seen The Lion King? Of course you have, everyone's talking about it, it's the best Disney movie since Encanto. Loved the new 2D animation style they tried, I hope they do more movies like that. The music gave me chills, seriously, it's amazing. Man, That Scene™ hit me like a freakin' truck. Not gonna go into specifics because spoilers, but if you've seen the movie, then you probably already Know. 💔"

What I'm saying is, we should Goncharov The Lion King instead of paying any attention whatsoever to Mufasa (2024).

Felix in the majority of his Supports: *actively trying to make the other person hate him*

Dimitri: He's a good guy. :)

Sylvain: He's my best friend. :)

Mercedes: He's like a brother to me. :)

Felix in his Supports with Annette: *actually trying to be nice for once*

Annette: YOU'RE EVIL, FELIX!!!!

Bothering the beast

You my friend are...

I can always count on you to put really wholesome things on my dash.

And...

nerd (affectionately)

😃😃😃 Neat!! I'll take it! ✨

Me: *passing by Caroline and hands her one of the Horseradishes I happen to be carrying atm*

Caroline, for some reason:

. . . how the flip am I supposed to respond to that.

I know she would.

Sebastian comes back downstairs from making coffee and finds Helvetica chilling in the middle of a big chalk circle Abby drew on his floor. She's trying to contact the dead by using Helvetica as a spirit medium. He'd be concerned, but Abigail's never successfully contacted the dead before, and Helvetica seems to be enjoying herself, so he just kinda lets it happen.

So when you give Sebastian a Void Egg, he says he's going to keep it on his desk, right? Consider then:

Seb accidentally incubating the egg by setting it close to one of his warm computers, and later carelessly throwing one of his hoodies over it without realizing (hey, it's a Void Chicken--they probably don't need as much heat to develop, right?). The egg hatches, probably giving him a heart attack in the process, and now there is a baby demon-chicken following him everywhere because it thinks he's its mother and he doesn't have the heart to get rid of it.

It sure is.

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

movie vs book (i adore them both) 

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

not to get back on my michael knowles bullshit

but he explicitly analogizes tomboys to "gargoyles" -- interesting, make life better, but should never be central to Christian life. Essentially should be pushed to the fringes the way a gargoyle makes a church more interesting on the outside but should never be the focus of the decorations. This is his way of reconciling the number of gender role nonconforming female Christians in the middle ages, which was the high point of Catholic life. (I say "gender ROLE nonconforming" here because there's not even a lot of evidence that many of these women were particularly masculine; they may have just been ambitious or something.)

i think it's a testament to my growing self esteem that this even bothers me. When I was younger I would have been totally fine with that ("at least he's not calling me a bad person!" "at least I'm included"). Christian life is meant to be applicable to everyone, and God doesn't make people wrong. For the people wondering if this means we'll just allow everything and lose all our standards, no-- you can literally be hardline about what virtue and sin are. But making up fake sins that don't exist is nonsensical

I can feel my Fire Emblem: Three Houses hyperfixation clawing at my brain again like a hungry cat pls pray for me. 🙏

Has this happened to anyone else?

Back in March, when Neopets launched their new Neopass system, they were recommending everyone get one and migrate their accounts. So I did just that, but in the middle of my account migrating, I had a blip in internet connection, or something--anyways, I got stuck on a loading screen. And when I refreshed, my classic Neopets account wasn't migrated to my Neopass account, but when I went to try migrating it again, I got the "this account has already been migrated please log in via Neopass" message. But it's not attached to MY Neopass account.

I've sent in a couple of help tickets, but I can't seem to get anyone from the staff to look into this. I got the standard response for when your account has been hacked, and when I clarified that wasn't my issue, I didn't really get any further response (just a vague "Oh we sent the problem to our engineers, have fun playing Neopets!!"). I haven't been able to get into my Neopets account since the Neopass system launched, and I'm wondering if this was an issue that affected anyone else? I've had that account for almost 10 years, so I really want to get it back, or at least be told in no uncertain terms that it's gone for good instead of just being ghosted. But I'm worried I'm the only one who has experienced this, which means it's probably never going to get resolved because Lord knows TNT has way bigger things to take care of. 〒▽〒

Then you default to Gremlin Energy.

Women are selling online courses on how to "awaken your feminine Energy", while I have to wake Up at 5:30 am in the morning for Work 🤡