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u know ur fucked if a ship has a white/black or red/blue color scheme. doomed from the mf start.
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E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin
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Sobs screams fall to my knees them
in for a penny, in for a pound — "for the mission," a family is found 💕
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Big day for the white girls horrific day for the ghost people and weebs
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The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.
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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER
me: hi, i need a rabies shot
triage nurse: oh? why's that?
me: i got bitten by a bat
triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning?
me: removing a bat from my bedroom
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the final scene of merlin was so unnecessary and for what. traumatizing an entire country on christmas eve with the implications that the magical twink with the death wish has spent 1500+ years waiting by that mother fucking lake for his wet golden retriever of a mythical noble boyfriend to come back. and it DOESNT EVEN END WITH A REUNION. haunting. jail for ten thousand years. i am devouring it with pita chips and hummus.
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Nobody:
Nobody at all:
A television show that nothing has occured with for the past 12 years on tumblr.gov:
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theyre arguing case law
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Say goodbye to the world you thought you lived in
Please don’t repost [Instagram | Twitter - @laquilasse]
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narumitsu coffee date/talking shit date for Mia @/demonkix for our secret Santa ❤️💙
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Nick and Miles becoming canonical girl dads is absolutely wild and a sign that we're in the good place
Ace attorney has some really great unique dads 🥺
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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
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+ Troy Bolton I knew you’d never let me down
When a man in cinema pulls one of these???
Yeahhhhh
YEAHH
That is some good 👏 shit 👏
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