neon-radish
Advocate for the apocalypse
I am THE SHIT. No, I will not elaborate.
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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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YOU FUCKERS AMOST MADE ME MISS NEIL BANGING OUT HIS TUNES?!?!?!?
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this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.
reblog to spread this version
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Yes, your mech reactor is not operating at maximum output because it has built in safety margins. Yes, it is built so you can exceed those margins in case of emergency.
This does not mean you should operate outside of the safe operation envelope at all times.
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permission to remove all variations of the word “raw” from tumblrs vocabulary?
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u post about destiel and watch masterchef. tumblr soulmate <3 consider me ur secret admirer ...<33333
<3
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
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