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ive been playing my cd of infinity on high a lot recently and i got used to the order that the tracks are in on the cd and then today (or i guess yesterday now bc it's past midnight) i was listening to it on sporify and ginasfs adn the oteher one were after the one that's the end on the cd and i was like what's going on here because the "don't press repeag" thing goes teice on spitify like whhaaaaaaaaaaat
i was so confused. th e last track played and it said don't press repeat and i was like qait a munute i hvemt heard gonasfs yet right... i haven't heard ginasfs
why is it a different order on spotify. i think i like the cd order better
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I am getting so many vibes at work this morning. I am going to be told something. Current bets are on 1. my supervisor is quitting or 2. One of my bosses is quitting
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did anyone else ever find it odd how easily zeus offered percy godhood? and how it almost seemed like he secretly wanted percy to accept? well i did, and after thinking long and hard about it…
i don’t think percy understood what turning down godhood really meant
demigods do tasks for the gods because they don’t have to follow any rules. they aren’t controlled by anyone or anything. demigods are a strange hybrid - not god, not human. they are in between the laws of immortal and mortal. they are not supposed to exist. yet they do, which is what makes them so extraordinary.
percy is crazy powerful. of course, there’s the aspect of raw power. he has domain over air (storms/hurricanes), land (earthquakes and volcanic eruptions), and sea (monster waves, tsunamis, floods, basically anything that involves water.) he can control bodily fluids. he has super strength (with one hand, he held up an unconscious annabeth who was being pulled down by both arachne AND the forces of tartarus). he has super speed (he moves faster than bullets in TTC). no matter how badly you hurt him, he automatically heals and regenerates the second he touches water (an ability no other demigod has). he’s an extraordinary swordsman. very skilled in combat and warfare. he’s smart, and thinks of plans quickly. but he also has a great deal of social/poltcial power… i mean, he’s a leader and hero to both the greek and roman camps. if he says “attack,” all demigods, greek or roman, attack. no question. do you have any idea how threatening that is to the olympians? he’s also best friends and has an empathy link with the lord of the wild, which basically means all of nature is by his side too, including all land creatures. he’s also prince of horses, which means pegasi too (both of which are extremely useful in battle). and of course all sea creatures, including the mythical ones like krakens and leviathans. not to mention many of the gods really like him. hermes, hephaestus, athena, aphrodite, and dionysis have all gone out of their way to help him. artemis holds him in high regard, especially since he saved her. apollo literally considers him his friend! and poseidon - his dad, the god who is the biggest threat to zeus - is fiercely protective of him and cares about him a great deal. many minor gods also like him because he demanded them to be given more respect and for their kids to be welcomed at the camps.
percy unknowingly has more power, both physical and social/political, than anyone should ever have. he may have absolutely no idea, but it must scare the living daylights out of zeus. by accepting zeus’s offer to become a god, percy would have submitted himself to the control of zeus. zeus would be his king and ruler. zeus would then have complete control over him.
but percy said no. therefore, percy remains out of zeus’s control.
percy had no idea what he was doing. but thank the gods he made that choice. thank the gods he’s an incredible person. thank the gods percy jackson has no desire for power, because he has more of it than anyone should ever be able to have.
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i am. overwhelmed.
why did i decide to leave packing for the last day? i had a whole three days to do it. but no. i didn't do shit. i have so much to pack. i have a final tomorrow. my dad's getting here immediately after the final. fuck.
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Happy High Infidelity day!
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My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life
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observe.
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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being the first straight guy to experience workplace homophobia for 12 years straight will have you going yeah i can reclaim
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clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
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