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30s, Aus, queer. I've been on this website for 15 years and I am very stupid. Coincidence? I think not.
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I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME [6/10 movies]
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) | dir. John Hughes
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“I watch him in the kitchen, and I think of how much it hurts to love somebody. How deep the hurt is, how almost unbearable. It’s not the love that hurts; it’s the possibility of anything happening to the object of your love.”
— Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking
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Rare Me drop and even rarer hint of the small guy. It's cold so we are leaning into full-time cosy boy hours in this house.
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‘Galatée’ by Charles Jalabert (French, 1819-1901)
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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people
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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.
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Having a baby is a lot of work but boy let me tell you it is GREAT for getting away from social situations when you need a break. "Oh he needs a nap I'm going to go sit in the other room for a bit"..."I'll just go find somewhere quiet to feed him, back soon"..."sorry he's got an upset tummy we won't be able to make it tomorrow"...aha now me and my guy are simply vibing in solitude 😌✌️ peace be upon us
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Bog Trail by Shane Garlock
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Anyway it was fine I got home and the stove was off, as usual. I am pleased to continue my streak of spending the whole day worrying for no reason.
I hate all appliances connected to apps BUT I'd love one just for my stove and oven so I could leave the house without convincing myself that I'd left them on (100% of the time so far this has not been the case, but alas - anxiety etc)
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Milky Way at Williams, Western Australia
Nikon d810a - 50mm - ISO 3200 - f/3.2
Foreground: 9 x 8 seconds - Sky: 9 x 30 seconds
iOptron SkyTracker
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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