Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"
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Fish
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everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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was looking up juvenile coopers hawks for id reasons and accidentally discovered the most pathetic wet idiot I've ever seen
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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Black-and-White Warbler
Gouache and Ballpoint Pen on 8x10 inch Wood Panel
Painting no. 5 in the "In Bloom" series, availability TBA
Print Shop | Commissions | Tip/Donate
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had to edit this one but basically :)
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french fry
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woods_of_wonder on tiktok | source
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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean
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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell
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