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harry is very gorgeous to me!!!! excuse me while i romance a short king this summer for the third time in a row dkfjdkdkfk
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fuck, is time innit ?😫💯‼️🗣
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AU where Padme is a Jedi and Ahsoka is her padawan.
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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath
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one of my favorite Han Solo moments is at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back when he has to go rescue Luke in the middle of his Leia tantrum, and some hapless no-name is like “sir maybe exercise caution on account of your sheephorse will freeze in the darkness??” and han bellows out of nowhere “THEN I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!!!!!”
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When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word
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if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
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This was funnier in my head
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