These the kind of tweets you frame

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

Inktober day 25, Grandma’s Cloak

Stop romanticizing art students

Stop romanticizing those big black cases they carry around. Who knows what lurks within

my two moods

you can only reblog this today

Me: “I’m not gonna be involved with that skeleton war stuff this year”

Me, on October 1st:

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

I have to be honest with you. I cannot believe cannotFUCKING BELIEVE that I read all of homestuck. do you know how fucking long that is? how many clickthroughs there are? how did I do it? where did all that time go? when did i even do this? I feel like the fucking HOURS i must have spent reading homestuck were just swallowed up into a void like I went to a fucking different interdimensional plane to read homestuck and came back with just fukcing piles of information in my head I will never use again and lost every sense of patience to ever read something that long ever again. I’ll never read war and peace because of homestuck. we all did this,, what the fuck