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nakedpastor · 25 days
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Have you ever been crucified and blamed for it, then expected to fix it?
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nakedpastor · 26 days
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One of the hardest things about deconstruction is finding safe people to support you through it.
I want to be that person for you.
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nakedpastor · 27 days
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nakedpastor · 1 month
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What if Jesus owned a dog?
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nakedpastor · 1 month
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A superficial and meaningless symbol.
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nakedpastor · 1 month
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Released into the wild!
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nakedpastor · 1 month
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Missionary is My Favorite
Did you know that even though many women felt embarrassed that this is true because it has the reputation of being old fashioned, too orthodox, and uninteresting... many surveys reveal that the favorite position for women with a man is missionary?
There are many reasons, but mainly it's the full body press, the eye contact, achieving the O, and the feeling of intimate connection.
The moral of the story is... do what you enjoy. Ask for what you enjoy. Do what brings you pleasure. Without shame. Without worrying about what's supposed to be done or what's cool or what's been displayed on screen.
You have your own preferences.
Honor them.
Appreciate them.
Enjoy them.
(The cartoon was inspired by one of Washed Out's album covers.)
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nakedpastor · 1 month
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Might have worked for a while.
Not anymore.
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nakedpastor · 1 month
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This is a bit of an inside joke.
There's an experiment where women ask their husbands or boyfriends how many times they thought of the Roman Empire today.
They are shocked that most of them think about it quite often, and favourably.
Of course, this prompted a cartoon from me. But I doubt he thought about it as favourably.
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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Jesus in Jail.
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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Blowing Her Mind
This is for all the times you consented even though you weren't in the mood and you only wish that he was a little more sensitive to that.
And a little more emotionally aware and caring of you and your feelings.
Also, "How can we keep our romance alive during such times?" is a good question.
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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Who here relates?
Maybe you could add a belief that still frightens you.
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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The other day when I shared about how love is love and all are included, someone said Heaven is a gated community.
In other words, only the privileged are allowed in.
Which reveals a profound ignorance about love.
And also provided me with a great cartoon idea.
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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NakedPastor's slogan used to be "graffiti artist on the walls of religion".
I love picturing Jesus as a graffiti artist. Here on the walls of religion.
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nakedpastor · 2 months
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Hey humans! Let's be humane.
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