All Kaiju-shaped Pokémon share the instinct to level cities
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so professor hulk is obviously a celebrity post snap, right? and it was a bunch of kids that came over and asked for a pic, right? consider: bruce banner is the bill nye of their generation and has his own tv show enaging kids in science and occasionally throwing stuff really far for demonstrative purposes
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wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters
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Little Mac, shuddering as Incineroar affectionately rubs against him: Why is this weird cat man obsessed with me? He’s been following me ever since the fight with Ken
Samus, as Pikachu stands on her shoulder: Mac, that’s a pokemon. It’s probably like that cause you’re its trainer.
Little Mac: I’ve never trained a cat. Although there was that one little black and red cat I used to take care of back at the gym
Pokemon Trainer: You…mean a litten?
Little Mac: I don’t know. The little guy was so small when I first took him in. He didn’t even grow until we started feeding him and taking him out for walks in the grass.
Pokemon Trainer: Yeah, that’s what Pokemon do. It’s their evolution. And the final evolution of Litten is…
Mac looks up at the buff cat, looking into his eyes now
Little Mac, on the verge of tears: Jalapeño?
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Scyther and Scizor living that tall grass life ⚔️
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my boy with a smaller boy
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He’s angery and ready to smash >:3
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nintendo please give us story mode in smash ultimate
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