come into my cargo hold, i totally believe you’re a free robot trying to return home. i could melt your brain btw. you’re lucky to be alive. can i watch your tv
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all the surrealistics staff are toothless. just Gums. that's it
Bought to take these agnostics!
I happen to quite like my teeth! I’m sure I’ll still have them!
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Pick the option that applies or whatever, I'm not your boss.
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Marxism
marxism? Karl Marx?
this guy has facial hair. you know who else has facial hair?
that’s right. SIGMA WOOD (otherwise known as will wood)
marxism is obviously just a will wood reference.
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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
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god
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If Veggie Tales was never a part of your childhood, let this be your introduction to veggie tales. Fans made this version with updated animation and texture and it looks great. This whimsical interpretation of a story from the book of Daniel reinterprets the elements of the Bible story in the following child-friendly ways:
Idol worship = chocolate bunny worship
Nebuchadnezzar = corporate CEO
Captivity in babylon = children enslaved in a factory
Death by fiery furnace = death by fiery furnace
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Hands you a Sharp Pointy Stick. good luck out there o7
you good bro ⁉️⁉️
i am fighting the demon lend me a knife
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the only criticism of millennials l accept
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I was thinking of those corny 2014 tumblr graphics where boys told you not to self harm and
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