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Me: ats my da ur spiken aboot
Her: oh im so so-
Me: ur not roasting him hard enough. U can do better.
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“Scottish/irish men are tough” yeah have u met our women?
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Being called grandpa by a 14 yo is the equivalent of being kicked in the nuts by a horse with pure metal feet
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Thinking ab the fact my sis kicked everyone out of the delivery room bar me
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I also popped my knee out and traumatised the poor child
I act like a dick but ifk who tf else would spend two hours of their time chasing a dog down
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I act like a dick but ifk who tf else would spend two hours of their time chasing a dog down
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“Ur so lucky ur sister did beauty” bro im violated every time i sleep. She curled MY LASHES PERMANENTLY AND DYED MY FUCKING EYE BROWS I HATE SISTERS RISE UP WE DESERVE BETTER
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Pearl is the most pick me bitch it makes me gayer just so ion ever have to look at a woman like that w any sort of respect
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Me n my bestie won 5 awards last night for our work 🥹🥹
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Actually hate arizonna like fuck u bitch you took his place cause ur a salty cow who expects the world to revole around herself and pedes
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“You killed my baby!!!!!!!” I want him to get hit by a car
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Gaslighted and girlbossed my bf so hard he now likes the show he once hated😎
#finally i can force him to enjoy my fave fave fave show#gg is such a comfort it reminds me of my great gran and gran 😭
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Who told the women folks we save them first so we can stay back and kiss😡which one of yall SNITCHED
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