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☝️☝️☝️ this is what a feminist looks like
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It'd still be fixed for clout
have either of the Paul brothers fought a legitimate fighter that isn’t past their prime or another social media personality
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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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when you’re trying to do homework but your terrible animal knows your computer has a touch screen
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