Then the president came in and gave him a medal

omg girls we need to unionise!! currently blowing up on Twitter too

So smart the Army won’t stop asking him to join

Lined her pockets to keep the gropers at bay

Person makes up an entire story to excuse being a selfish asshole. TIL if you get sick on a flight they can only load you up with drugs and hope for the best until you land. [Long]

What better time to start experimenting with salads than as a grandma?

Tattooed, successful and failed English

Someone Who Has Never Applied for a Fast Food Position Writes Fiction About It

Liar "confesses" to a crime against blind persom that strangely left seeing eye dog at home.

Had me in the first half

She posts about gym confrontations like this a few times a week...

In an facebook group I’m in, yes right!

Girl very bad she no want Teddy, lives to regret It...

Oh no. My boyfriend's father is my gynecologist. What do I do?

Former coworker who is a pathological liar

Sure James Breakwell

Big strong man accidentally busts a few locks just opening door