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mydetheturk · 16 minutes
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I am honestly deeply curious about people's preferences from this list. Mostly as I just made one of these and brought it to a potluck and it is gone. Leave your distaste for Midwest cuisine at the door please. Yes, all of it will fluff you up for winter, that's like 63% of the point.
But for real? Which one do you just... almost hate yourself for loving the most?
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mydetheturk · 18 minutes
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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mydetheturk · 27 minutes
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I need tumblr to stop showing me that fucking video ad of Taylor Swift at a typewriter in black and white. I know full well you wrote those lyrics on your phone while being driven to the airport god damn you
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mydetheturk · 2 hours
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instead of sharing six sentences i will be posting a fic. standby
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mydetheturk · 2 hours
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I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.
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mydetheturk · 4 hours
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mydetheturk · 4 hours
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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
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mydetheturk · 7 hours
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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mydetheturk · 10 hours
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so i finally caught up to what manner of man today and father ardelian. victor. can i call you victor? no, likely not - father then, get it together, you're insulting your host by avoiding him; i know you're catholic and a priest at that so you're used to the guilt eating you alive but my god man, at some point we've all got to face our demons
yours just happen to be a little more... literal. than most.
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mydetheturk · 10 hours
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mydetheturk · 11 hours
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mydetheturk · 22 hours
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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue
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mydetheturk · 22 hours
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AN-TI-BO-DIES
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mydetheturk · 24 hours
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Google you dumb cunt that's what the point of a highly specific search term is, I don't want "many results" I want the few correct ones for this obscure third-party pathfinder gnome racial archetype i read about once in a printed-out PDF at someone's house who has since dropped off the face of the earth for unspecified reasons and it would be awkward to text them out of the blue about this anyway. Know your place you stupid fucking misaligned paperclip maximizer.
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mydetheturk · 24 hours
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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*
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