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myddle · 6 days
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i mean he's an MS Paint doodle possessed by a spam email i don't think that combo can ontologically go well, it's a real "square in the circle hole" situation
why is spamton neo so fugly
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myddle · 30 days
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This theory gets points just for phrasing. "blood and oil would flow in equal rivers" goes so fucking hard
Tessa's Patch May Imply Her War on Humanity Isn't Over.
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The Ep6 star chart shows at least 6 worlds including Earth and C9, but Tessa's (CYN's) patch has 6 stars and 1 large blue sphere with all but a single star crossed out. A total of 7 symbols.
If Earth is being counted twice on Tessa's patch as both the blue sphere and a star, it implies humanity is already extinct. Copper 9 being the final white star.
If Earth is not being counted twice, it means that either humanity colonized another exoplanet in the aftermath of the C9 core collapse that was subsequently overrun by A.S forces, or that Copper 9 is already counted as an X'd out planet due to the first core collapse wiping out all human life.
The latter idea means that there may be one final human exoplanet still fighting.
I'm personally leaning towards this being the case, because if humanity was already wiped out completely and Copper 9 was the final world yet to be completely consumed, what's the threat?
Who cares if a few thousand surviving drones hiding in the ruins of a broken world know about the existence of a cure? CYN's already won. Eating C9 is a victory lap. It's not like that cure makes them invulnerable to death by Disassembly Drone.
If CYN hasn't already won, if her long war on humanity still rages elsewhere amongst the stars, then her actions make far more sense.
She may be surprisingly desperate to consume what little still exists on C9 in the way of biomatter and drones to fuel her war against the remnants of humanity, and prevent the knowledge of a cure contained within Cabin Fever Labs from making it off word. A couple thousand Nori and Yevas aren't a big deal. Millions of them would be.
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Murder Drones are strong, but they're not invincible. In the face of well-prepared, entrenched, and desperate resistance blood and oil would flow in equal rivers.
That's just to take one human world, and UZI reminded us in Ep2 that new matter can't be pulled from thin air.
CYN said it herself. She's starving.
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myddle · 30 days
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How Would Vampires Work In The Undertale Universe?
This is something I've wondered about ever since I saw Dalv in Undertale Yellow, although it's a question the fangame doesn't answer itself (which is fine, it wasn't trying to), so watch me just freeball on this question for a few paragraphs if you're interested.
Content Warning: Long Post, Opinions, Fictional Bigotry
Part 1: Biology
Now, as a mythical creature, the rules for vampires are pretty malleable, so we can pick and choose whatever best fits Undertale's setting and vibe, but generally vampires are monsters that hide among humans and parasitically feed on them, whether out of neccessity or for power, and can turn humans into vampires with a bite. Very different from your standard UT monster. In what scenario would a vampire deal with hiding when they can just steal a human SOUL for power?
Well, that depends on a few details regarding how this all works. Firstly: how manageable a monster with a Human SOUL actually is. Asriel's transformation implies it's fairly easy to spot, and while they are described as having unfathomable power, a village of humans brought Asriel to the brink of death (he wasn't fighting back, but whatever), so a vampire could get immedately ganked if they tried it. It's a thin tightrope though, as 7 SOULs apparently allows you to be invincible and control reality (unless Asriel was exaggerating, and Mr. Deletes-your-save-file-but-not-really definitely does that sometimes).
Second issue: would vampires even count as monsters with all these human-unique interactions? Answer: unclear, but probably. We can just drop the human-turning aspect in an UT implementation if we have to, and turning into dust on death is already something that vampires do, so they'd fit in just fine in that regard. The typical power level of vampires is a bit above most UT monsters other than Boss Monsters, but there is one variation that fits our purposes; vampires that only become powerful after feeding on humans, and are fairly weak otherwise. This helps them fit in with the rest of monsterkind while letting them keep their potential power, and also dodges the issue of vampires sealed under Mt. Ebott just starving to death immediately.
Part 2: Culture
Alrighty! With all that bullshit out of the way, we can get onto the baseless headcanons I actually care about; the question of how vampires would interact with Undertale's world, and it's themes of descrimination.
The big point I'm circling is this: Vampires are monsters that look like humans. A lot of UT monsters are at least somewhat humanoid, but a vampire is just a pale guy with fangs. The only other monster types that even come close are werewolves - only sometimes looking the part (and also notably absent from UT) - and skeletons - Sans & Papyrus are clearly human skeletons, but also clearly skeletons without any human on them, so that doesn't work. In contrast to most other monsters, vampires could feasibly hide in plain sight in human society, and therefore, could be outside the Underground when the Barrier was formed.
Just think about that for a moment. Monsters outside their prison, able to blend into the world of their jailors. What would they do with themselves? Would they simply play along, hiding among humans and living quiet lives? Would they take advantage, utilising the psychological powers vampires often have to gain wealth and status? Would they stay loyal to the Kingdom of Monsters, and form a resistance to try and break the Barrier from the outside? Would they walk away entirely, living out in the wilderness away from any civilisation? A mix of all of these and more, differing between each individual? The possibilities are colossal in scope.
Of course, not all Vampires would have this position. Some would undoubtably be caught in the initial war and imprisoned with the rest of monsterkind, or caught later on and simply pushed in (remember, anything can enter the Barrier, it only stops leaving). These vampires might just live the same as the rest of monsterkind - peacefully but struggling - but I have a darker yet darker thought. Hold on to something, this gets a bit heavy.
Part 3: Batthew the Vampire
Let me set the scene. The royal children have died. The humans have once again taken everything from monsterkind. King Asgore has declared war on Humanity to unify his people. Anti-Human sentiment is through the roof right now.
You have a vampire neighbor. Let's call him Batthew. You haven't seen him outside as much since the news dropped, and when you do, you see other monsters giving him dirty looks.
Monsters know what humans look like at this point in the timeline. Some of them probably met Chara. Their new source of hope, the war, has filled them with hatred for humanity, but they have no outlet for it. Batthew isn't a human. But he looks like one. And bigotry makes people do stupid things, because bigotry is inherently pretty stupid, lets be honest.
One day, Batthew's house has a broken window. A few days later, it has a "FOR SALE" sign out front. You don't know where Batthew went. Maybe he moved to some other corner of the caverns. You've heard rumors of the RUINS of the former Capital, maybe he found a way in there. Maybe he "fell down".
You no longer have a vampire neighbor.
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myddle · 1 month
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I was in two minds about the "Tessa is Cyn" theories, good job pulling them off in the most horrific fashion possible
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myddle · 3 months
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Toby certainly has gotten the art of making insane people down to a science
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myddle · 3 months
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girl help I'm getting they/them'd by well-meaning people who don't know what a tomboy is
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myddle · 3 months
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dead guys from everhood be like
made a bunch of gasters from fucked up scrub daddies
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myddle · 3 months
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help
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myddle · 3 months
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this is how he died
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squashed him. sorry. he's squashed now
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myddle · 4 months
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THAT's fuCKIGN BEAutifUl <sobbing>
I had a dream I was given a tiny, helpless little creature. It was black and soft and not quite a cat but not quite anything else either.
I was told it was going to die so nobody else wanted to feel the pain of caring for it, but when I held it I was filled with love and the need to protect it.
I knew it was going to die soon, so I just held it close and walked as far as I could, showing it every beautiful thing I could find as I waited for the inevitable
I found myself starting to wonder if it really would die. It seemed to be just the slightest bit stronger, the further we went. It had become curious of its surroundings and would raise its head to look around, eyes full of wonder. When it settled back into my arms it had the look of contentment rather than exhaustion.
I thought, maybe if I keep showing it new things, if I keep loving it, perhaps it will survive.
And then I woke up.
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myddle · 4 months
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HEY DISCORD USERS!!
unfortunately, discord continues to be the Worst Messaging Company Of All Time with its updates, and this time, its one that is not only a privacy violation, not only enabled by default, but ROLLED OUT SILENTLY, MEANING YOU MUST KNOW IT EXISTS TO TURN IT OFF.
i am talking about "clips", an exciting new feature /s that allows people to record you in voice chat without your knowledge or consent! Wow!
fortunately, you can turn this off, but its kinda shitty how they didnt tell you this existed at all, yeah?
settings > clips> the button should be clicked to turn it off
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(note that it should be ON by default, you will have to click the button to turn it off)
thanks, discord, for Telling Us This Violating Setting Exists In An Update And Making Sure It Is Off By Default. /s.
reblogs are appreciated to spread the word.
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myddle · 4 months
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i mean she was anything but seasoned when she wore this but sure
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Fionna the Seasoned Adventurer!
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myddle · 4 months
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How does everyone seem to forget that the first thing we ever see Gumball do in AT is deny the sentience of his visibly sentient decorations
He's a Bubblegum for sure
People who say that Prince Gumball is better than Princess Bubblegum are the most boring bitches in the planet because their reasoning is always “he’s a better person”. I hope he bakes someone into a pie next season of Fionna and Cake
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myddle · 5 months
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Okay, I'll narrow it down, if you want.
Brittle Hollow. Preferably Early.
Okay fellow Outer Wilds players, I gotta ask...
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myddle · 5 months
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AAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
This is precisely what I wanted
Okay fellow Outer Wilds players, I gotta ask...
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myddle · 5 months
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Okay fellow Outer Wilds players, I gotta ask...
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myddle · 5 months
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So Fionna & Cake is getting a second season apparently
Not what I expected, I guess the "happily ever after" montage was just playing it safe
I've made my feelings on the first season's finale clear, and while a follow up probably won't resolve all my issues with it (and also can't, Jay can't just un-abandon his family now), I'm still intrigued by what we might get
Only issue is, I've been working on a script for my own alternate ending, and I made it assuming this was all we were getting, so it feels kind of weird now
Whatever, I'll figure it out
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