I’m doing this because my friends bet me this would get more than 100 notes within 5 days because she is certain my friends say the stupidest shit ever she 100% right but thats not something I’ll ever tell her
Taeil: *recording video* “I love my friends so much” *Camera turns off* “Fuck you bitches with a million glitter pens”
Hansol: “Whoever says anything stupid will get sent to the kinky dungeon”
Johnny: “Yes the weather up here is nice. Do you know what would be nicer? A little fucking respect around here”
Taeyong: “I may be young but ain’t stopping me from dancing to EXO as sexy as I like”
Yuta: “God they are so hot, it’s a shame that I’m straight!”
Kun: “Of course I killed him the guy forgot about me, like how can anyone forget this handsome face”
Doyoung: “I may look sweet and angelic but under my skin is a hell fire waiting to burn you all”
Ten: “A different dick a day keeps the churches away”
Jaehyun: “My flirting skills are the only thing I have going for but at least there that”
WinWin: “Pro-tip for life, your cute is your greatest weapon use it to manipulate and demolish your friends and enemies”
Mark: “I worked my ass off for what, a lousy dirty muffin”
Renjun: “So what if I like cartoons? They make me happier than you losers I call friends”
Jeno: “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce”
Haechan: “Do you have time to talk about our lord, saviour and greatest ass of the century, me you fuck trees”
Jaemin: “A friend of mine once said “I would kill you if I wasn’t so goddamn attracted to you, maybe we should just divorce” we’re still together though and now we have a child”
Chenle: “I shall sacrifice the taller guy to satan for a cute ass puppy anyday”
Jisung: “I got scared of my shadow and jumped out my bedroom window out of habit”
I am increasingly concerned for my friends, some of these work well others don’t.
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