I follow the lady who owns this home, on Instagram. She flat-out refused the realtor's advice to redo her colorful home in Richardson, TX, in white & gray, in order to sell it . She wrote: The hubs got a job opportunity in Austin that he couldn’t refuse…so I am being kidnapped and forced to sell my colorful pattern party dream house to one of you losers. (Don’t listen to me, I’m just bitter.) The 1976 home has 3bds, 2ba, & is listed for $469K. She was right, it's already under contract.
I notice that the real estate photos are so dulled down. The entrance is bright pink with flamingo wallpaper. It looks dull and beige.
I mean, really, this is the actual color of the entrance.
The photos have to be dulled down on purpose.
The blue in the living room is much brighter and I bet they made her take up the area rug.
The dining area has a great ceiling mural.
A nice arch includes the kitchen peninsula with a counter and seats.
The actual kitchen with a view of a pink room.
The kitchen's pretty big, even though it's a galley layout.
The top photo is dark and subdued. The real dining area is lively and bright.
Look at the color of the wallpaper.
What a difference.
The primary bedroom. Both the realty version and the actual room.
Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just:
Here's a funny little joke
Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later
Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept
Here's a unique and well written simile
Here's a lil guy
Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day
Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day
Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying
Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned
Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way
Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way
Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid
Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!
Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books
Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything
I've found this YouTube channel really useful for cat training!
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Heyyy can the person/a person who trained their cat to high five please tell me how you started them off? I'm not having any luck waiting for Fancy to raise her paw at all.
Hannibal is so funny bc he reads like someone’s edgy overpowered OC. He’s a psychiatrist. He’s a surgeon. He’s really really good at drawing. He’s musically inclined. He’s a genius. He’s an amazing chef. He’s a cannibal. He has a sense of smell so good that he can tell when someone has cancer. I would have made this man when I was twelve
one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.
15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”
so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.
thank you cow couple
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