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mw-sales-rep-alco · 2 years

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Oh? I wanna go! Can I go??? 💫

I’ve got like 10 towns to check up on, and I’m runnin’ behind schedule, don’t mean to rush ya but this has gotta be quick!

#interactions #pandoran kell #ex intern

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 2 years

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Thank you for purchasing:

30k tons of ball pen refill cartridges

And choosing:

Extra-über-super-fast Delivery!

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Had an idea for bl3!Kelley have a neck tattoo but then I got distracted by the idea of neon lighting 😳

#mun draws #borderlands #borderlands oc #bl3!kelley

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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I feel kinda. I don’t know. Not right? Not good? Hm.

#borderlands #borderlands oc

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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💕 🧸 🧭 🃏?

[ 💕 ] does your muse believe in true love? do they believe in love at all?

I want to say that Alco does believe in love, but maybe not True Love, yknow? Like he can see people falling in love, but he doesn't really believe that people are like Made For Each Other. Not that anyone would know his thoughts on that because outside of Sales or His Looks, he doesn't really get asked for His Thoughts.

[ 🧸 ] does your muse have any guilty pleasures or hobbies that make them embarrassed?

Alco doesn't have the required brain power to be embarrassed. About Anything. His hobbies mostly include painting and taking pictures.

[ 🧭 ] does your muse know what they want? how well can they advocate for themselves?

See. This is a tricky one. Because I think that Alco. Doesn't really know what he wants. He's sort of gotten into his own position through natural charisma and his looks (not that he doesn't have any ACTUAL sales skills because he does, but they're not why he moved up in Maliwan). I think he can certainly fake his confidence and pretend he knows what he's doing when it comes to his job. But what he WANTS? Well, no one's really asked. And he hasn't thought about it.

[ 🃏 ] how does your muse handle being lied to?

I think he often just doesn't realize he's been lied to at all. But honestly as his last name implies, Also is very..."mellow". He doesn't really take it personally. People lie all the time.

#about muse #asks #anon

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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headcanon memes inspired by things i like, part 1. ⤿ inspired by muses i write tw: addiction

send in a symbol i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse!

[ 🏃‍♂️ ] does your muse have escapist tendencies?

[ 💄 ] does your muse have an aesthetic? do they adhere strictly to it?

[ 👥 ] does your muse have many friends? do people feel they can rely on your muse?

[ 📚 ] what is your muse’s favourite genre of books, tv, movies, etc.?

[ 💐 ] what is your muse like in relationships?

[ 💍 ] how dedicated is your muse to their job?

[ 🍺 ] does your muse have any addictions?

[ 🍀 ] does your muse believe in luck? do they have a good luck charm or rituals they follow to avoid bad luck?

[ 🎀 ] does your muse have any childhood friends or people that are important to them?

[ 💕 ] does your muse believe in true love? do they believe in love at all?

[ 🧸 ] does your muse have any guilty pleasures or hobbies that make them embarrassed?

[ 🌟 ] is your muse comfortable in their identity? are they insecure or confident?

[ 🧭 ] does your muse know what they want? how well can they advocate for themselves?

[ 🎈 ] does your muse have many regrets? what are they?

[ 🏆 ] is your muse afraid of failure? what do they do when they fail?

[ 💭 ] does your muse have imaginary friends? did they have any as a child?

[ 🩹 ] what does your muse do to de-stress?

[ 🚓 ] would your muse break the law?

[ 🧲 ] is your muse generally flirty, or are they more reserved?

[ 🗾 ] how self-sufficient is your muse? are they more independent, or do they need others around them?

[ 🙏 ] is your muse religious? what do they believe in, if anything?

[ 👻 ] if your muse were a fantasy creature, what kind would they be? why?

[ ⚖️ ] what is your muse’s moral code? what kind of morality do they have?

[ 💥 ] is your muse determined, or do they give up easily?

[ 🃏 ] how does your muse handle being lied to?

[ 🥀 ] would your muse betray someone they love?

[ 🥊 ] how strong is your muse’s survival instinct?

[ 🌼 ] what kind of first impression does your muse leave?

[ 🐣 ] does your muse have anyone they look up to?

[ 🎨 ] is your muse artistic? do they want to be?

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Its all good. I learned a lot of new words today.

Someone said something about "repercussions for my actions" and I'm just so confused.

What do drums have to do with anything I did?

#interactions #gentle jim double?

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Holo Jack wonders why he was programmed to feel pain

#mun draws #tales!kelley #tftbl #handsome jack #tales from the borderlands #borderlands #borderlands oc #my ocs #no this isnt canon its purely catharsis #also the binary code on kelley’s bat says ‘fuck around and find out’

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Keep dry in style with Maliwan!

During the period when Maliwan were a fairly new presence on Petrichor-7, they launched a promotional range of 7 umbrella designs available only on Petrichor-7 as a promotional stunt. Even years later these umbrellas are very popular and are often bought as souvenirs by tourists.

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Someone said something about "repercussions for my actions" and I'm just so confused.

What do drums have to do with anything I did?

#borderlands oc #borderlands #chatter

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Questions For My Muse(s)

Introspection

👁‍🗨 - what is a secret that your muse hasn’t told or is hiding

💬 - for my muse to directly say a secret or confession

⚪ - what are small things that mean something to your muse

🔴 - what are bigger gestures that are important to your muse

👌 - what are some of your muses quirks?

💦 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re shy or nervous

💢 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re angry or sad

🙌 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re extremely happy

🤞 - what’s the most impulsive thing you can picture your muse doing

☠️ - does your muse fear death?

👻 - recall one or more times your muse has been the most scared or fearful

😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates

🏹 - would your muse ever kill and why

💢 - what would cause your muse to be annoyed

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

Flaws

👀 - is your muse prone to jealousy?

🖤 - can your muse be selfish?

❓ - can your muse be indecisive?

🙈 - can your muse be blindly loyal?

❌ - what would cause your muse to be petty or say something hurtful

🙊 - has your muse ever put their foot in their mouth?

💥 - is your muse reckless? or too cautious and paranoid?

🔷️ - is your muse good or bad at lying?

🤔 - is your muse cynical? naïve?

✋ - can your muse be rude or unfriendly?

🤝 - is your muse a people pleaser?

😔 - is your muse insecure?

🎭 - does your muse try really hard to compensate for something?

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?

⬛ - what are some bad traits your muse might have?

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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@jimmystarlight

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Hyperion is out of touch.

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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Send me ➵ and I will bold all that applies to your muse

( adapted from dw’s heart meme. )

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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I don’t get it...

Hey Fumi, can ya do me a favor and tell your shithead boss that if he comes after my boyfriend again, I’m gonna clothesline his ass in the halls. In those words. Please. -Kelley

@askthepandoranhero dude, what? Again? Fuck, okay, I'll see what I can do about it.

#interactions #grumpy hifumi

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mw-sales-rep-alco · 3 years

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My supervisor is pretty nice and lets me wear more relaxed stuff as long as it has some of the company color schemes and logo on them.

Man those corporate clothes always look so uncomfortable. I can’t imagine having to wear those day in and day out.

#interactions #grumpy hifumi #pandoran kell #chatter

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