so i saw this tweet earlier
you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
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Nyt riitti
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I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now
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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators
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"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦
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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night
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getting really into women's thighs lately
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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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