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museofthepyre · 2 days
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I want to make more spooky surrealist paintings… but the DEMONS… the DEMONS WANT ME TO MAKE MORE CHNT FANART. The demons stay winning.
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museofthepyre · 3 days
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I desperately want to know what would happen if Up & Adam and Hannibal Lecter met.
Two fruity ass cannibalistic psychotherapists who wear fancy suits, speak very poetically, have a certain… proclivity… for viscera and mutilation, and enjoy tormenting tired mentally ill gay men as a hobby— sometimes by giving them food that is not what it seems. Tormenting may ft homoerotic undertones. They hide their deeeeevious ulterior motives behind their charming and fanciful fronts. I want to put them in a room together and see what happens.
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museofthepyre · 4 days
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I have devious plans. 💗🐘
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museofthepyre · 5 days
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OHHHMYGOD WHEHEHE THIS IS SO FUN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH (also I’ve got a co-conspirator for the black cat man AU, it’s all made with @cecilsrandomeverything >:3 )
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A fun little mix of camp this and that + the black cat AU by @museofthepyre
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museofthepyre · 6 days
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Elijah’s poetry is usually so beautiful and flowery and softly spoken… YBMT sounds like what would happen if you asked him to write poetry after downing an entire bottle of vodka /hyp
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museofthepyre · 6 days
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Just a PSA
Please do not use my art of Sydney as pfps 🫶
It’s my one request, it just makes me very very very uncomfortable for personal reasons. Any other character is on the table and fine to use with credit.
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museofthepyre · 6 days
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Dare I say... Elijah Volkov.
(Adding that first line to my unending list of ‘things to animate’) (these are all J.D. lines from the Heathers musical. Songs are “Our Love is God”, “Meant to be Yours”, and “I Am Damaged” in order)
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museofthepyre · 11 days
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Putting this here too >:3
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I’m going to be so normal about these… everyone ignore the paint on my hand, I use it as a palette. Also mirror pic so the text is backwards :/ buT I DONT KNOW WHY I DIDNT MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS SOONER
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museofthepyre · 11 days
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I believe in one of the streams M&B said that nobody in camp could beat Elijah in a regular ol fight, not even Lucille— not even with her flamethrower.
I’ll need to find the transcript but I’m sure I remember that being mentioned in one of the streams… I mean, the dnd strength stat of 15 is pretty impressive on its own, but add on the fervor and… yeah.
I could take you in a physical fight. Not a mental one that's why I'm on anon.
Are you a clone of me coming here from the post I made about fighting the other Me’s, or just some random person who wants to beat me up? Because there’s a decent amount of the latter already, which is fair, and only around half of them could actually win against me.
If you are another me, hello! I don’t mind you, really, since I don’t think it’s too far fetched to have parallels given the current weirdness of that world. Like Nightvale. At least it’s a mirror image that doesn’t cause excruciating pain 💕 (<- joking about the trauma)
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museofthepyre · 12 days
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Ah yes, my favourite CHNT character who appears only in dreams, delivers cryptic messages (and or taunts you) about whatever crisis you’re currently experiencing, uncannily resembles someone you hold dear (but is ultimately unrecognizable and off), has unknown motives/ nature of origin, and seemingly wants to hurt Sydney (or realize his fate)…
The Conductor/ the “strong man”. From Jeddie’s clock of meantime dream. (I can only assume it was a dream).
Bet you thought I was gonna say Adam! I mean you would be right, he is actually my favourite of the two, I’m just using this joke to get across the similarities I noticed because… IS THIS ANYTHING?
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museofthepyre · 13 days
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GUYS! Watch the CHNT MAP I was a part in and multiple talented artists!
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museofthepyre · 13 days
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Elijah Volkov birthday ELIJAH VOLKOV BIRTHDAY ELIJAH VOLKOV BIRTHDAY I am going to blast him in the face with a confetti party canyon and then give him one kiss and then throw him into a lake without a life jacket (affectionately)
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museofthepyre · 13 days
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GOOOOOOOD MORNING CAMPERS, TODAYS ACTIVITY IS… HOMESTUCK. I’ve been thinking about this.
Sydney is a mage of doom.
Deeply understands death and decay, through... experience... closeness, to a self-destructive extent. He also deeply appreciates it! Worms n mushrooms n such.)
Jedidiah is page of time
(Works unseen. Only shows up for others in dire situations, Provides his aspect to those who really need it... which uh... yk. Time. Yk how Sydney was really running out and he. Uhhhhhh. Yeah.)
Elijah is theif of heart
(He steals away the autonomy and passions of others, replacing it with HIS powerful religious fervour... or drowsy complaisance for Sydney)
Up and Adam is prince of blood
(Imagine being so. FUCKING. HORRIBLE AT YOUR JOB AS A RELATIONSHIP COUNSELLOR, THAT YOURE CLASSED AS A PRINCE OF BLOOD /hj. DESTROYER OF BONDS. But I mean that is exactly his intent. also vampire coincidence hehe)
More to come. Probably. That’s all I got for now. (Also ik muse Is a real master class, but it felt like cheating and mage fits Sydney better methinks).
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museofthepyre · 13 days
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augh happy homestuck day
- your local arsci, maid of life
HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY 🎉🎉🎉🎉
- your local mage of doom!!!!
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museofthepyre · 14 days
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Happy homestuck day
HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY!!!!!!! Remember, you are never free from its grasp!!!!!!
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museofthepyre · 15 days
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He found a centipede
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HITS ELIJAH VOLKOV WITH MY LPS-IFICATION BEAM!!!!! (Elijah Volkov LPS custom) (made from a greyhound base) (my childhood LPS special interest is coming in handy. I love him in going to throw him off of a roof) . Sydney and Jedidiah are next.
Here’s how he used to look btw.
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museofthepyre · 15 days
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HITS ELIJAH VOLKOV WITH MY LPS-IFICATION BEAM!!!!! (Elijah Volkov LPS custom) (made from a greyhound base) (my childhood LPS special interest is coming in handy. I love him in going to throw him off of a roof) . Sydney and Jedidiah are next.
Here’s how he used to look btw.
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