and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break
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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”
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saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby
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whenever i get into new media i’m fighting for my life trying to say nothing because the second i post one image of some awful horrible fucked up man i KNOW someone will be like “yeah you WOULD like him, huh.” let me rest. do NOT text. i’m chilling
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they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself
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I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse
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It was too big to be called a hotdog. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw meat.
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if cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for
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