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Audio from FHJY Episode 15: Untamed Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut. Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock. --- Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope. [Emily laughs] Jake: Oh my -

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Albin (Murph): Uh, Calliope, do you have a name? Emily: Uh, I think Calliope looks through her criminal [laughs] stack of fake passports with fake names and fake identities, but she's like, you know what? This is a chance to try on a hat that I once really wanted to wear. And I think she thinks back to TGI Skydays when she saw Freddy proposing to Addie. [The others laugh.] And she thought of like, how nice it must be to not have to find your own purpose because you can just make someone else your purpose. Albin: Oh, no. Caldwell: Aw? Emily: And she thinks back to Glenn. Albin: (desperately) No. Emily: And she said-- Callie (Emily): I would like to be… Glennifer-- Albin: [laughs] Oh no. No. Callie: --Skydays. [Caldwell laughs.] Calder (Jake): I… I hate it and like it at the same time. Albin: Okay so… I see… Sol (Caldwell): I mean it's got a real ring to it. Albin: Right… okay… Callie: Glennifer. Albin: Glennifer. Sol: Glennifer Skydays. Callie: Skydays. Albin: Skydays. And you spell that… just… Calder: But it's like in a strong, healthy, I don't need this anymore-- Albin: Like, okay, so it's a combination-- Callie: No no no. Absolutely not. Calder: Oh, okay. [Caldwell laughs.] Albin: So it's a combination-- Callie: It's like when you took-- it's like when you took the potion of fire breathing to see like, if you'd like it. Calder: Oh. Yeah. Right. Albin: Isn't Jennifer your therapist's name? Callie: [laughs] yes. Albin: So you've-- Callie: I've combined it. Albin: The source-- the source of your pain? Callie: Look, I have an erotic impulse towards both of them! [Emily laughs.] Albin: We're not gonna dig any deeper into that. Sol: Right. No. Calder: I did drink the fire breathing potion. I'm gonna stay out of your way. Albin: Tha-- very good, Glennifer. Sol? Caldwell: Um, Sol also thinks back to the TGI Skydays. [Emily laughs.] Albin: Why? Is there? We don't-- We don't have to. Caldwell: Uh, Sol's in full panic mode [Murph: Okay.] And like, he hears the word Skydays, thinks back, and very confidently with a shaky grin goes Sol: Potato… Skindersin? Albin: Yes! [Emily laughs.] Very good. Sol: Final answer. Calder: That is on the menu. Albin: Okay. Your name is… Potato. Sol: Tater to my friends! Albin: Tater to your friends. Calder: Alright, Tate! Callie: I'm only Glennifer. Albin: Only Glennifer. Full name. Callie: You can't-- if you collapse it, then you miss out half of myself. Albin: Calder, please! Sol: Bring us home. Jake: Calder thinks deeply about TGI Skydays. [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Albin: Please. Calder. I beg of you. You're all gonna die. You're all going to die. Calder: I remember… when I spoke with the waiter about not being served. Albin: Okay? Calder: I clocked that his name was Doug. Albin: D-- okay. Well, that's a name! Yes, that's a normal name. Okay. Calder: It is a name. Alright. Doug. Albin: Doug? Calder: Doug DaVirgin. Albin: Doug-- [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Okay. Like he's a virgin. Calder: That's right. Albin: Great. Okay. Sol: That's-- that's a little character work in there too. I like that! Calder: I just-- I project that onto Doug. Callie: I'm the heiress to the Skydays fortune-- Albin: Jesus. Callie: --and I'm married to Glen. Albin: So you took his name by adding it to your first name? Callie: As is the custom. Albin: Okay. Sol: And it's not really important to the mission but Tater does fuck a lot. Albin: (so, so tired) Okay. Sol: And it's fun because like, Doug's a virgin but Tater fucks a lot but we're still really good friends. Calder: We are! Yeah. Albin: Really good stuff everyone. Calder: Doug's a wingman. Sol: Yeah!

screaming at the memory of your cold as ice mother to just fucking hug you as she tells you she loves you and she’s sorry and she wishes things were different in the most detached and horrible way possible, admitting as few emotions as she can get away with (you are calliope petrichor)

calliope screaming “give me a fucking hug” at her mother.

i make silly jokes. also in the process of doing this remembered that bev has in fact killed god three separate times

“hey laz glad you’re caught up on naddpod did u want to talk about the important arc thats just finishing up or where the story’s going from here or how murph said there’s probably only going to be like 25 more episodes” no i want to talk about gunk

all my mutuals talking ab fantasy high junior year and i haven’t watched a single episode im trying to gunk post can u guys join me. in gunk posting. trying to figure out a logical end to gunks story. duck team finds the perfect food for him in the finale. he gets a large tank. something horrible happens to him offscreen. he is one of the main npcs of bathum3a

they take their recording break for jake to go back to new york and be a father or whatever and when they reconvene no one but emily has bothered to write down the gunk mechanics and she forgot about them entirely so it goes completely unmentioned until murph mentions it after they stop role playing. “gunk might be dead, guys”

all my mutuals talking ab fantasy high junior year and i haven’t watched a single episode im trying to gunk post can u guys join me. in gunk posting. trying to figure out a logical end to gunks story. duck team finds the perfect food for him in the finale. he gets a large tank. something horrible happens to him offscreen. he is one of the main npcs of bathum3a

what i WANT to happen is murph holding them to really strict tamagotchi like feeding mechanics for gunk and it ruins like three episodes before they either forget and gunk straight up dies or they stick him in a freezer and send him back to the sea elf

all my mutuals talking ab fantasy high junior year and i haven’t watched a single episode im trying to gunk post can u guys join me. in gunk posting. trying to figure out a logical end to gunks story. duck team finds the perfect food for him in the finale. he gets a large tank. something horrible happens to him offscreen. he is one of the main npcs of bathum3a

all my mutuals talking ab fantasy high junior year and i haven’t watched a single episode im trying to gunk post can u guys join me. in gunk posting. trying to figure out a logical end to gunks story. duck team finds the perfect food for him in the finale. he gets a large tank. something horrible happens to him offscreen. he is one of the main npcs of bathum3a

hey nadd crew if ur reading this i think u should consider leaving gunk frozen forever in the frigid north. really think it ties a perfect little bow on the mess that is gunk. i say this as gunks no. 1 fan

murph i mean this so severely what the fuck is the point of gunk. obviously i love gunk. What is happening

Headcanon that Fig was just as much of a wonderful nightmare when she was preppy. I think she ordered frappucinos with a pump of every syrup. I think she tried that get the cheerleading coach to shoot her out of a cannon as part of the routine.

*heaving sobs* He's. So. Dumb. But. He's. So. Hot.

murph i mean this so severely what the fuck is the point of gunk. obviously i love gunk. What is happening

laughing so hard in between the time i stopped driving for work and therefore fell behind listening to naddpod i got a new coworker and became friends with her. guess what her name is. kenna. guess who just got jumpscared listening to a naddpod episode.

All my naddpod figures that I have made so far - Moonshine, Fia, and Calliope!

updated sketch w colour! I love them

Fabian Aramais Seacaster vibes