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I wish I were a frog. on a leaf. nothing in my brain but ribbits and croaks.
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Reblog if you or someone you know is ace… I’m trying to see something
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
#kitchen activitites belong in the kitchen and that includes sounds and smells#give me separate rooms please i crave walls#i will take a big eat-in kitchen give me a large table to sit around while i cook but the living room needs to be somewhere else
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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing
Being on your phone at work:
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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
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I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).
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NEVER ever forget to plan for the Minotaur. ALWAYS factor the Minotaur into your plans DO NOT FORGET THIS
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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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