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mumsnightout · 4 months
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New Year’s Eve = Milf Halloween. Any other night there’s no way she’d go out in public dressed this slutty.
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mumsnightout · 4 months
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Wow. This naughty just-turned-forty is leafing me breathless. Her banging milf bod is just begging to be banged…
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mumsnightout · 4 months
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For my stroke of midnight, I’ll be popping my cork for all the drunk dressy moms worldwide who wish their dry flutes (and mouths) could be overfilled with frothy white fluid
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mumsnightout · 4 months
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These festive photos of Emma are the HiXmas gifts that keep giving:
1. While the kids play with their pressies and daddy dozes in front of the TV, my sister in-law asks if I’d like to pull the spare Xmas cracker
2. The best Xmas crackers always cum with a loud bang
3. I’m expecting to find a finger-tight ring inside this Xmas cracker - no joke
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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Oh, if my wife can steal a drunken kiss and fumble in the car, they’ll be making it home @polymetalk. A third’s tongue and fingers can only ever go so far. My flirting is the approval she’s listening out for, her ear pressed to the bedroom door while she finishes “glossing her lips”…
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“Do you flirt with all your wife’s friends while she’s getting ready for a moms night?”
Oh gosh no. Only the ones I want her to bring back later.
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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“Do you flirt with all your wife’s friends while she’s getting ready for a moms night?”
Oh gosh no. Only the ones I want her to bring back later.
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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No better place to secretly snare a tipsy specsy soccermom, than that tight quiet corridor connecting the cloakroom to the club.
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Asking if I could help unstick her tight zip, I suggested (with a cheeky glint) that tugging it down might help me get it up.
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“Maybe…further?” I tested, noticing my action had made her both shudder and smoulder.
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“Whoa, OK, that’s far enough stranger!” she giggled…grabbing my hand, but holding my gaze, as clarity cut thru her buzzy boozy head.
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“Not here…” she whispered, returning the zip to below her pert milfy rack - before dragging me to the rear exit for another go, out back.
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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“You’ve landed early? Um, sure, I just need to finish someone - sorry - something off.”
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“Yes…baby…I’m…definitely…cumming…”
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“I’ll be there soon. Love you too. Bye!”
“Oh my god!”
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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When these fine mommas asked me to join their coffee morning, I must admit I wasn’t expecting to be served 8 full cups of hot chocolate…
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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1. I don’t think this is what her husband meant when he asked me to pop round and fix his dish washer…but now that I’m here…
2. Silver, cheap-looking and slightly tired, but still functional and reliable…much like Roxy’s appliances.
3. After dinner, while my buddy tucked in his kids, I offered to help fill up his dish washer with a full load.
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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When you realise it’s not just your kid she’s invited over for a playdate…
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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“You’re cute wife was just telling me that you’d both eat Asian every night, if you could…”
Yeah, there’s something about those tight little boxes that makes our mouths water…🥡👅
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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“Come on then. I’ve got to collect my kids in an hour.”
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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“Quick, before it wears off and I change my mind!” she giggled, after she caught me with a blunt in her son’s bedroom and stole a few drags.
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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Ladies Day at the races is perfect for picking up milfy fillies in the mood for cheeky drunken punts, spread or each-way
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mumsnightout · 5 months
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Decadence is when my maids also take care of my mistresses.
She wasn’t complaining, but this wasn’t quite what my wife had meant when she’d asked our neighbour if she’d be willing to share her maid...
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