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mrsclownisajoke · 6 months
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I bet people would be so confused at my funeral cause one of my friend groups would go "she was very kind...", then another would go "she was loud, the little shit that would make us laugh" then another would go "she was the most dirty minded person I know" people would just get confused cause the other describes me as an angel and the other describes me as a little shit. Then my family would go like, "she has the brain of a goldfish" and everyone would agree lmao.
Is it just me, or are you also the kind of person who has different personalities to different people. 😭😭
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mrsclownisajoke · 7 months
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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I swear to god this man can do anything to me. 🛐🛐
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‘𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔!’ — heonwon kang x reader
warnings: none, just fluff ♡
I love this boi with all my heart, he’s so precious T^T be warned, this is a really rushed piece rip I wrote it in less than an hour and haven’t bothered trying to improve it cuz I’m just too lazy T^T
I hope you can enjoy! <3
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You weren’t really planning on going to the festival this year. Being a student under Mr Baek’s riveting teachings made your motivation to become the star pupil of the academy stronger than ever before. Focusing on strengthening yourself and honing your skills was all that consumed your mind most days.
Yet, here you were, allowing your sister to pin up your clothing covered in floral prints and style your hair in a way that would catch anyone’s eye, pushing a golden decorative hairpiece in the shape of a folding fan into your bun as she readied you for a night out amongst food stalls and chattering crowds.
“What made you decide to go, anyways?” She asked, looking at you through the mirror. You glanced away from her then, a burning heat spreading through the skin of your face.
“I was invited. To go with someone.”
She audibly gasped, then reached towards a drawer on her vanity, pulling it out to reveal various small pots of coloured paints, mostly in variations of rouge. Picking up a thin paintbrush, she moved to stand in front of you and gently cupped your chin, instructing you to keep your lips slightly parted.
She began slathering the striking red paint onto your lips evenly. Looking into the mirror once she was done, you noticed how it made your lips shine, the glossy look plumping your lips into an alluring pout.
“Try not to ruin it, okay?” She had told you as she ushered you out the door, a cheeky grin on her face as she waved you away.
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Kang couldn’t stop staring at your lips.
It was the first thing he noticed about you when you had teetered up to the festival. Yes, you looked lovely, the clothes suited you well and your hair complimented your features wonderfully, but your lips…
He gulped, looking away. Damn it, he was the one who had invited you out so lamely, and now he couldn’t look at you because of some shiny lipstick you had on!
“Are you okay, Kang?”
Hearing his first name coming from you sent his heart into a frenzy.
“Y-Yeah! I’m fine! Why wouldn’t I be??” He was so loud, so awkward , he wanted to crawl into a hole and wither away. You were peering up at him closely, a worried look on your face that made your brows scrunch up and lips pout, accentuating the paint.
“Your face is all red. Are you sure you aren’t sick? I don’t mind if we head home early—“
“ No!! ” He yelped. He froze, as did you, surprised at his outburst. Clearing his throat, he stood up tall and repeated: “No, no. It’s fine, really. I’m fine. Let’s just look around the festival, yeah?”
Hesitantly complying, you followed behind him as he showed you the sights, knowing this was your first festival in a while. He took you to his favourite food stands, played some games to win some prizes for you (his proudest moment being when he had hit all the can targets down on the first try and got you a floral bracelet, to which he swore he had never seen you smile so brightly), and so on until he took you to a secluded are to sit down and enjoy some sweets.
“So… Having fun?” He asked after a few moments of silence. You nodded gleefully, eyes bright.
“Yes! It really has been fun!” You took a small bite of your food, carefully closing your lips around the wooden spoon. Though he blushed at the sight, Kang couldn’t help but to ask:
“Why’ve you been taking such small bites like that? Isn't it faster to just take bigger spoonfuls?”
You hummed, nodding again. “I know, it’s just that my sister told me not to ruin this lipstick. I wouldn’t know how to fix it, either, since I don’t have any extra with me, so I’m just trying to be careful.”
“It looks good on you.”
Your heart jumped. You swore it was so loud it could be heard in the silence between the two of you. Kang seemed just as surprised as you, his face aflame and mouth trembling, though after a moment, he straightened his posture and looked you in the eyes, determined.
“I have something to tell you.” He reached into his pocket, opening his palm to reveal a white hair tie, a butterfly ornament entwined onto the band.
“I really like you!” He barked, his lone fist resting on his thigh clenching. “You’re- You’re really pretty, and smart! And amazing with your sword skills and qi! And I like hearing you talk and seeing you smile! It…” he paused, taking a deep, shaky breath.
“It makes me happy to see that you’re happy, and makes me sad to see you sad. And, my heart — Uh, it gets all jumpy whenever you’re around, and.. Ah, shit I’m no good at this!” He grumbled, the flush on his face now spread down to his exposed upper chest. “I just really like you! Please go out with me!”
He had squeezed his eyes shut by then, sweat dripping down his temple as his body fidgeted with anticipation. In all honesty, he was waiting for the rejection. Who in their right mind would want to go out with the delinquent of the school? He was known mostly for his bad reputation and idiocy, bad temper and bullying-nature. A girl like you would not want a guy like him, but… he just needed to hear your answer.
A sudden brush of skin against his open palm startled him, causing him to open his eyes. He watched as you gently picked up the hair tie, inspecting it with a soft look on your face. You ran a thumb over the butterfly, smiled, then turned to him shyly.
“I really like you, too. I’d be honoured to go out with you.”
He felt as if he could breathe again, letting out a long sigh as he rubbed a hand down his face. Chuckling in relief, he couldn’t stop the smile spreading widely across his cheeks.
“I should be the one saying that,” he spoke into his palm. “What do you see in a guy like me, anyways?”
“The same you see in me.” You were quick with your response, carefully placing a hand over his and pulling it away from his face so that you could see him. “And you have such a kind heart, Kang. I want to see more sides of you, if you’ll let me.”
“I will!” He grasped your hand with both of his, determined. “You can see as much as you want!” Realising what he had said, he blushed further, stammering over his words. “I mean— That’s not what I meant to say! I mean, it is, but— not like that! Well, unless you wanted to—“
“May I kiss you, Kang?”
He wasn’t sure this was reality anymore.
He stared at you, mouth agape. Swallowing thickly, he looked away. “I’ve.. never… um…”
“Neither have I.” You were flushed, too, your hands clammy around his own, but neither of you pulled away, relishing in the skin to skin contact for as long as you could.
“And you’re okay? With me?”
“Yes.”
He blinked. He really did want to kiss you…
“O-Okay, then… close your eyes?” You did so, lightly licking your red lips, and he shivered. He cupped your warmed cheek with his hand, seeing just how big he was compared to you, then leaned in close. He could feel your breath stutter against his skin, smell the sweetness of candy from it, and his heart thundered in his chest.
Closing his eyes, he brushed his lips lightly against your own, the both of you jumping at the contact, before he closed the gap, laying his lips wholly into your own.
Your lips were so smooth, so soft. A little slippery thanks to the lipstick, but he didn’t mind. He held his mouth there for a moment before pulling back an inch, only to go back in for another. He held you closer, shakily placing his free hand onto your waist whilst yours grasped into his shoulders, tightly clutching at his clothes.
It was clumsy and inexperienced, neither of you moving too much, nor did either of you want to remove yourselves from one another, but it was all the both of you had dreamed of. So sweet, so innocent, so full of love. He could feel your pulse thundering under his fingertips as could you his under yours.
And when you finally pulled away to peer at each other, panting and in a daze, you noticed how Kwang’s lips were smudged with a red tint, and he ran a thumb over your lower lip.
“I think your sister might get angry later,” he mumbled, and you couldn’t help but to grin.
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@𝓛.𝐔𝐗𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 2023 | please do not copy/re-post! <3
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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Woof woof 🗣️🗣️
Tasting the Sunrise
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Suggestive | OPLA Sanji x female reader
contains: flirting, kissing, teasing, yeah I just keep it not more than suggestive.
word count: 1,5k | Read on AO3 | Read on Wattpad
Notes: I'm picturing the OPLA Sanji (for appearance and personality) when writing this, but it's up to you which Sanji you want to imagine. (I might get their personalities mixed up in some parts.)
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Your bare feet languidly step onto the wooden planks, far from alarming anyone's ear compared to the murmuring waves crashing against the Going Merry. Still recollecting yourself from the interrupted slumber, you just know where to go even when the sky won't change its gloomy shades soon.
The sharp steel against the metal cutting board, the wooden spatula stirring the boiling soup in the pan, the tempting aroma from the sizzling chicken pot, your ears and nose draw to those stimulations once you're getting closer. Everyone is still drowning in their dreams, yet you choose to be here to witness how your breakfast is prepared.
"Hey."
"Hey, good morning, madam. Did I wake you up?"
The cook of the ship greets you with his distinctive accent, slightly surprised by your sudden appearance. The sun is still shy to break the moon's shift, but Sanji is already busy with his thing in the kitchen.
Calling it a routine is an understatement. Making delicious food with love for the people he cares about is the role he chooses, and seeing him already dressing up with a rolled-up sleeve shirt and long pants this early, you will never question his dedication.
"Hmm. Smells so good, I can't stay asleep." With arms folded in front of your chest, you effortlessly cause the pink tint across his face with your raspy voice, and soon welcomed by his cheeky grin that feels warmer than the morning sun.
Those blue eyes dart at you under his blonde locks, then drop the glance quickly at the navy satin nightgown you're wearing. You're not less beautiful for him even when you just woke up, showing your shoulders and collarbone uncovered by another layer of fabric or your hair like that. He can't remember what kind of dream he had last night to have you as his special guest in his domain.
Trust him, he wants to hold his gaze, eyes not going anywhere but locking on yours. He loses seeing you like this, can't help but admire your beauty even just for a split second, abruptly blinking his eyes after he notices he's been staring for too long.
"Y-yeah? Well, it's almost ready. I've prepared honey and lemon tea just for you. You may sit while I finish these."
Sure, it's not a dream as he can listen to his own voice. He's about to reach the transparent teapot with bronze-colored water in there just before you step closer and stop him.
"It's okay. I just wanna watch you cook. Is it alright?" You take the pot and pour yourself tea to drink.
The temperature is perfect as your first drink of the day, not burning your tongue but making your body feel warm from the inside. The sweetness hits your tastebuds right, just the way you like it since Sanji remembers how many spoons of honey to meet your taste. He asks you if it's good with his smiling eyes, and you reply to him with a smile.
"I envy you, Sanji." You put the cup down carefully, opt to lean against the kitchen table to watch him putting the potatoes into the pan. "I'm not good at cooking. I'm a woman, and I'm not good at it."
Sanji almost spills something out but quickly closes his lips. It's too early to voice his disagreement, and this sweet morning vibe is too good to be ruined.
He just doesn't understand why you suddenly say something like that to yourself. You're perfect in his eyes, and the fact that you're not as good as him in the kitchen doesn't change the way he sees you.
"Cooking is something we can practice, y/n, regardless you're a man or woman. What kind of food do you like?"
He washes and dries his hands before turning to you. The smile on his face doesn't completely cover the sadness in his gaze, but he hopes he delivers his thought fine enough for you to hear. You notice that he is just being polite as usual, so you play along with how he changes the subject.
"I like seafood, also spicy food. Eating something spicy just makes me excited," you chuckle over your own words, just your way when you feel embarrassed. The lines near the corner of his lips complement his sunshine smile, plus the smiley eyes that show what kind of heart he truly has.
"I can make a good seafood dish, also can make it spicy for you. Might offer you a private lesson for that," with a wink as a full stop.
"Expecting anything in return?"
"Mmm..." He turns off the stove and covers the pan with the lid before turning to the woman he adores every day, how his lips sheepishly stretch makes your heart beat faster. Having his hands rest on the kitchen counter next to your sides, he casually cages your more petite figure, but still gives you enough room if you want to escape.
Those ocean eyes scan your beauty closer this time, losing himself in the thought of the scenario he loves to play in his head. Sanji just wants to be with you. He would do anything, anything to earn himself an extra minute of this, but voicing it out might present him something he's not prepared to deal with. Better keep it to himself than risking the good friendship he treasures.
"Maybe there's a price for it. A dinner together, a little conversation after that..."
His words tickle his gut. He always wants to flirt with you though he knows how cheesy he can be, but it feels so good when he finally lets it out of his chest.
The ocean brings a flash of blue under the golden light as the sun rises, brightening half of the kitchen through the window. Under the honey-colored beam, you can't resist raising your hand to stroke his soft hair. He's so gorgeous in every way, then slowly down to caress his cheek with the back of your fingers, his gaze falls to your lips.
"I'm sorry, I can't."
That smile doesn't die. It's a tease after all, though you can see the light in his eyes start to fade. You gently pull his striped shirt closer to plant a simple peck on his cheek, then drawing yourself to witness his widened eyes. Those orbs never leave yours, he realizes your lips is so magnetic, and his mouth parted as if he wants to say something.
"I can't, if I have to wait until dinner." You place one hand over his covered broad chest, dusting it off while the other hand crawls to his nape. "Can we have it now? I barely see you eat together with us. I want to hear how our cook prepared all of this from scratch."
The glossy eyes dilated as he inches himself toward the apple of his eye. It's just one little move until his lips softly land on yours. Warmth envelopes you as he presses them for a moment to feel the fireworks within him, until he finds the courage to let you go. Four eyes look at somewhere else before falling into one point in front of them.
"And then we'll have the lesson after lunch. How does that sound?" Your whispery proposal sounds more beautiful than a mermaid's voice in his imagination.
You feel his hand wrap around your waist to secure you from the unstable surface, pressing his body just enough to keep you still. The tip of his nose kisses your cheek as he tilts his head, closing his eyes again when he tastes the honey water on your lips.
"Sounds like the best thing I've ever wanted," he murmurs between soft kisses.
Despite the sweet kisses he gives you and the proximity you have, he's still the Sanji you know. His hand movement never crosses the line. His touch feels protective, making you safe when he brushes your hair while his mouth still taking care of you.
"Mmh and maybe, Sanji..." you part for a second before kissing him again.
"Yeah.." tilting his head the other way to kiss you back.
"We can have a little conversation tonight." You pull his chest so gently, catching your breath. It's not an intense makeout, but as a cook, he knows how to control the heat. Your eyes catch his wet lower lip from the kisses, the pink shade looks more palpable from the soft nibble you gave him.
"Do you have time?"
"Oh madam," he looks at you intensely, his thumb strokes your flushed cheek. "After dinner, I'm completely yours.''
Completely yours. Those words hypnotize your hands to reach his top button, almost loosening it if you don't look at this face again showered by the sun rays. It's also hard for him to tame his rising heat, thinking of the possibilities he can have with you right now, but it's almost breakfast and time to wake others.
"Glad to hear that," you inch closer to give him one last kiss before filling yourself with the first meal of the day. "And thank you for the tea."
"Something sweet for someone sweet."
Sanji might need to go to the bathroom after this before resuming his routine. This morning tastes different on his palate. Warm yet addictive, and he wants to share the flavor by taking your breath away with one last kiss, a deep one with his hands wrapping around you tighter.
"Can't wait to get the sweetness out of you."
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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i know this has been said so many times but imma keep repeating cs i dont think you guys understand. REBLOG YOUR WRITERS WORKS !! this is one of the reasons why writers don't write for a fandom or have stopped writing, seeing your work not get appreciated is sad. this isn't instagram likes don't do shit. bro 1k likes and 8 reblogs? that ratio is insane. you guys reblog my interactions with my moots but when it comes to my work yall hush fr. you don't even have to write a "review" JUST REBLOG. this is not being problematic, this is speaking out before i quit.
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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One Piece! Various! x Female! Reader!
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The straw hats have spotted an island! And to no one's surprise, they weren't welcomed. And now they somehow got themselves in a situation of welcoming another crew. What a day.
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"Pirates? Again?" One old lady wearily sighed, "do they never learn?" another guy whispered as they watched a boat with some kind of sheep dock at the island. They shook their heads and hurriedly went back to their village to share the news.
Meanwhile, at the straw hat's ship. Usopp had just announced that he had spotted an island and realized just then that, that was a bad idea. "Oi luffy...!" The rest of the crew momentarily stopped and turned to see the stretched arms of their captain holding on one of the trees on the island, before they could protest, luffy had already blasted himself off with a shout of "MEAT!!".
"that idiot...!" Sanji groaned as the crew sweat dropped at the sight of Nami's deadly aura from behind.
"MEAT!!" Luffy ran aimlessly as he drools, already thinking of devouring the whole village supplies as he eats till his hunger fades – which would be close to impossible. He ran and ran until he stopped when he smelled...something delicious....something like...his eyes turned to meat and he immediately dashed towards the direction where the smell was coming from.
"MEAT!!!"
At the same time, his crew was already docking the going merry by a high cliff, hiding it from plain sight.
"I swear, if luffy causes us trouble I'm gonna double–no! Triple his debt!" Nami stated firmly with an angry smile, usopp sweat dropped as he muttered, "when has he not?" chopper clung to him as quickly as he hurried left to whatever when he saw Nami's smile directed to him.
"well, we gotta buy supplies then find the captain later. At this rate, we're gonna die before we even get to another island." Sanji blew from his cigarette as he went down the going merry, "DON'T WORRY NAMI-SWAN! I'LL KICK THE CAPTAIN IF HE EVER CAUSES TROUBLE~!"
"stupid cook." Zoro muttered not-so-loudy and Sanji immediately fumed as he heard, "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU STUPID MARIMO?!" Their forehead butted each other in dominance as the others sweat dropped.
Eventually, the crew arrived at the village. However, they were stopped by some civilians who looked at them with disgust.
"Say your business! Do you wanna meet the witch or to raid us?! Answer!" Before anyone could react, ussop already began to shake to his knees as he shouted "WITCH?!"
"W-WITCH...WITCHES ARE TRUE?!" Chopper trembled beside him, "of course not." Zoro answered smoothly as he walked forward. "If you guys wanna fight, just say–"
"SHUT UP!" Nami's bawled fist connected to his head, "IS ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT, FIGHTING?!"
She turned towards the villagers with a sweet smile, "sorry about that. And no, we're just here to restock our supplies don't worry."
"As if! You're pirates!" A young man shouts, his anger was short-lived and was replaced by fears as he didn't dare to look at the side. "That's no way to talk to a lady, haven't your parents taught you that?" Sanji's feet were only an inch away from the young man's face. The others were startled and started to back away, and the young man lost his footing and fell on his back.
"hey guys...why don't we find luffy and leave immediately? Didn't you hear? A witch..." Ussop was cut off by sanji's scream of "MELLORINE~!". He was probably thinking of a woman with huge boobs...and...ussop blushed at the thought and immediately shook his head. Focus ussop! Witches are known to turn people to frogs!
Nami sighed as she watched the villagers run away as the ussop was narrating. "We're already in trouble...ugh, what's wrong with this crew..."
"I could have cut their legs so they wouldn't run at least–" Zoro only recieved another bump on the head as Nami comically cried.
"AGAIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
The young man from before slowly crawled away when he froze as a chill ran down his spine. "Where are you going?"
Nami stepped forward, "you're going to help us, won't you?" With Nami's smile and sanji's glare at the back, the young man peed his pants.
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This is part 1 y'all I would have made part two but the things I wrote deleted itself after I saved it so I lost motivation. Part two will probably be posted after a year or two. Lol, joke.
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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So like, I drew this when I had a phase of liking female luffy lol I didn't get to finish tho
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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I wanted to stop myself but fuck that, LET ME BARK AT BUGGY ARF ARF ARF WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF-
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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How come I can read smut with a straight face but not fluff? Fluff had me choking, squealing, crying, blushing, and it takes me too damn long to finish since I need to take a fucking breather everytime they just hold hands and lean toward each other AAAAAAAAAAAA
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION, HELLO?? OMG I LOVE IT. GREAT JOB EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN IT IM SO PROUD OF Y'ALL <3333333
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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Do you know Taylor Swift's song "speak now"? WHY DO I IMAGINE WHOLE CAKE ISLAND WITH SANJI AND READER SOMEONE PLS MAKE IT 😭😭🛐🛐
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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I HAVE A WHOLE GALLERY DEDICATED TO THIS MAN UGHHHH 💗💞💘
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mrsclownisajoke · 8 months
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I second that statement.
Never seen a better tiktok in my life and had to storyboard it
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mrsclownisajoke · 1 year
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This is me fr
Me whilst writing: This is a masterpiece…I am a literary genius
Me whilst editing my writing: I am an abomination to the writing community
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mrsclownisajoke · 1 year
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Happy birthday diluc!! 😭🎉🎁
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