“If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here. And here I am!”
Or so says, famously, The Fairy Godmother in Cinderella (1950.) So why not consider this here post a little like that same fairy: it is your faith that has made it materialize, and nothing else. It is your ardent trust in #fairycore that has summoned this onto your dashboard, and so we will repay your belief with an entire one-day celebration dedicated to this most sparkling of aesthetic choices—with a swish and flick of our metaphorical wand. If you're into butterflies, magic, wings, nature, soft pastels, springtime, bunnies, and the like, then this one is for you.
And like the very best things, it is a delight to know that this most beguiling, indeed magical of vibes has its origins here on Tumblr. Style and substance, if we may say so ourselves. So why not see for yourself over at #fairycore for all of the pastel, pastoral, and springtime delights the community has conjured for all to enjoy.
All right, kid, here’s the deal. At any given time there are around 1500 aliens on the planet most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough. They’re just trying to make a living.
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!