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mr-dwight-dwicky · 2 months

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gourmetbiologist on ig

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 5 months

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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

#you are silly #I want pho now

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 5 months

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 5 months

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who let you out of your bottom storage

What does this even mean?

#seriously I am at a loss here #asks

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 9 months

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Dwight, didn’t your mom ever warn you not to stick your dick in crazy let alone marry it?

Didn’t anyone tell you not to give unsolicited advice?

#insult my partner again and you will regret it #asks

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 9 months

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I’m not going to wake him. He’s already awake as I just said.

But yes I’m rather surprised too. It’s very different from Egan. I’m not sure if comparing him to Chance and Cal would be fair since they weren’t really in a womb.

Anyway off to check on our child.

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 9 months

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….Did you hear that? It sounds like Sitara needs one of us. No worries I’ll go

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 9 months

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I simply am being considerate due to your past. I would rather not risk triggering you. And yes. They are the reason.

I meant I didn’t know that was related to Rhett and Link. Using the word mythical in a title isn’t a unique concept.

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 9 months

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I could gaslight you if I wanted to but I don’t want to. However for your information the guinea pigs like the music not me.

Is that Mythical pomade? Huh. I had no idea.

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 9 months

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That doesn’t sound like me at all. Just like I do not enjoy Good Mythical Morning. You’re silly.

Are those the characters you’ve been obsessed with lately, Snowflake?

As if you aren’t just as obsessed and watched every single gameplay movie, fandub, and series I have.

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 10 months

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Of course. I am glad to be back on our climate controlled space station. The heat in North Carolina was brutal.

You know, I don’t often take trips back to Earth, but when I do it’s to meet the voice actors for Sonic and Tails. Killed a few people who kept complimenting me on my “Edward Scissorhand” cosplay- who knew just wearing leather and tall boots makes a costume. Also got rid of some gropers and the like; those places are just crawling with them.

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 10 months

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I’m glad you had a good time, Snowflake.

You know, I don’t often take trips back to Earth, but when I do it’s to meet the voice actors for Sonic and Tails. Killed a few people who kept complimenting me on my “Edward Scissorhand” cosplay- who knew just wearing leather and tall boots makes a costume. Also got rid of some gropers and the like; those places are just crawling with them.

#((traumatic arc? what traumatic arc? idk what you’re talking about))

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 10 months

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reblog if your muse is ( D R A M A T I C ™ )

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 1 year

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You can do it serpent king you can do it serpent king

This has the same energy as the other asks yet doesn’t feel as dumb or hostile. Thank you.

#asks

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 1 year

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Longer than you last home boy.

I’m guessing you use humor to cope with the fact that you’re sad and lonely and you fear you will never amount to anything. I feel very sorry for you. Get well soon.

#asks

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mr-dwight-dwicky · 1 year

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Like your boyfriend?

Wow. How long did it take you to come up with such a clever retort. Guess I’ll consider myself defeated.

#asks #I’m just going to have to go cry into my piles of money

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