never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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the difference between a graphic designer and an illustrator
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Sailor Moon | "Eccentric Planets"
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Comic is the uh webcomic, the webcomic it is up it's posted comic mhmm you could read it if desired
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!
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Wake up babe new MoZomz render just dropped
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Oh no, we- we got turned into my little ponies, we're being sucked into pony town ahh ahhhhhhhhhh
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March 29 2024 🇵🇸 While standing in line trying to get some food in the southern Gaza Strip, he yelled at the journalist Fakri Ibrahim, saying: 'Send this picture to Israel and the world.'
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Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
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my favorite character of all time
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